There's a sewer monster living underneath Cameron Village. There's a man in Moore Square who plays football all by himself. Somewhere in Raleigh, we've heard, there's a kudzu vine that looks just like Alfred Hitchcock. These small marvels don't always fit inside a regular newspaper. A lot of them are too funny for those highfalutin' pages. So we've tucked him in here, where they'll be safe. Take a look and let us know about the oddities in your life. We'll show up and snap a picture.
Some crazy person is giving away a whole, perfectly good box of frozen eggs rolls. They're only a month old, for Pete's sake, and nobody will take them. Consider the flavorful goodness: white-meat chicken in a zesty Asian sauce.
Come and get it at Falls of Neuse and Millbrook roads!
Inquire within: sale-gsfag-1825907952@craigslist.org
Josh Shaffer feels drawn to life's smaller stories – the tiny triumphs of ordinary people, the curiosities you see out the window of your car. He plays the trombone. He can juggle a little. His hero is this guy from Baltimore who lost his paycheck when it blew off his dashboard, and who responded by stopping his car to do a little dance on the shoulder and say, "Oh, well. I'll get another one next week."
