From the Dunn Daily Record. Somehow, I think the owner isn't far away:
"Found front wheel off wheel chair on Ashe Ave & Powell Drive, Dunn. Damaged but can be repaired. Call 910-892-5002 and leave message."
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There's a sewer monster living underneath Cameron Village. There's a man in Moore Square who plays football all by himself. Somewhere in Raleigh, we've heard, there's a kudzu vine that looks just like Alfred Hitchcock. These small marvels don't always fit inside a regular newspaper. A lot of them are too funny for those highfalutin' pages. So we've tucked him in here, where they'll be safe. Take a look and let us know about the oddities in your life. We'll show up and snap a picture.