Conflicting views on the feeder patterns could determine just how stable they'll be for families moving forward in Wake County's new student assignment plan.
During Tuesday's school board meeting, Democratic board members were skeptical about being able to guarantee that families could have a feeder pattern locked in for 13 years. Board members said it's more realistic to talk about guaranteeing stability for students once they're in a school,
But Republican board members and staff said that 13 years of feeder stability is possible.
This all could play out as the board looks at making potential changes based on how the new plan is working out.
Staff has repeatedly pointed to the feeder pattern component in the plan providing a 13-year guarantee against reassignment.
"Once a student is seated in a particular feeder pattern, s/he is guaranteed a seat up through grade 12 in that feeder pattern," says Wake's website.
But Democratic board members repeatedly questioned that guarantee on Tuesday.
"There are a lot of families who are deciding what to do about this plan based on the feeder," said Democratic board member Jim Martin. "I think the statistics, the reality of opening a school, I don’t think we can guarantee anything for 13 years."
Democratic board chairman Kevin hill said that since they'll be reviewing the plan for potential changes that it seemed "contrary" to say that they're guaranteeing the feeder patterns.
Martin pressed staff to respond to Hill's remarks.
Republican board member John Tedesco stepped in first.
“The ability for us to do that is there,” Tedesco said of guaranteeing the feeder patterns. “Maybe the desire as a board to do that is not because we want to be able to adjust and modify and change that. So to say we can’t do it, based upon the way they’ve built the plan, evaluated the capacity numbers and done the work is one thing.
To say maybe we want to tell the public as a board now that we’re not necessarily going to do that because we are going to take a year to monitor and modify the plan might be a more accurate statement of our interest and desire to change it as opposed to say we can’t promise that.”
"The question that I’m after because I need to know what to tell the public and the public needs to know," Martin replied. "I’m a family at School X, don’t really like the feeder pattern. Do I try to move into a different school to a feeder pattern that I would choose?
If I do that, I don’t want the rug pulled out from under me in a year or two because I moved from a school that I would rather be at to somewhere else to get what I thought was a better feeder pattern only to find out that I don’t get that.”
"But you have the answer, not the superintendent," Tedesco replied. "You have the answer.
So the answer is this: After we look at this for a year now and you see things don’t work. As a board, are you willing to monitor as we’ve said we’re going to do with the data and then modify those feeder patterns to make it work correctly to your values system of what we want? Are you going to do that next year? Are you willing to monitor and adjust the feeder patterns once we get a little more data?"
Democratic vice chairman Keith Sutton broke it up to say they should let staff respond.
“I think Dr. Martin highlights a slippery slope that we go on," said Superintendent Tony Tata. "My guidance or recommendation has always been that these are the feeder patterns. The bottom line for the feeder patterns is as we go into the monitor and evaluation piece that we commit to these and only in extremis, in extreme circumstanced where certain criteria have been met.
Let’s just say that nobody from Carpenter (Elementary), 88 students at fifth-grade, chooses East Cary Middle and they all choose Middle School X. Okay that may trigger a reevaluation and then bring it to the board.
I think the thing we would want to prevent is exactly what Dr. Martin warns against is people saying, ‘This is the plan’ and then move or not and not seems to be more than people who'd indicate they’d move and then we move their cheese. And we don’t want to do that.”
"I don’t want to do that either, making promises that we can not keep," Martin said
Democratic board member Susan Evans said she still has concerns about the feeder patterns, citing in particular the calendar mismatches in her area. But she said she also recognized how she was being told time is short and the plan needs to be implemented.
“So for me the compromise is to say okay we’ll move forward agreeing that we’re going to have to closely monitor and adjust as necessary," Evans said. "That’s the only way I know how to approach this at this point.
We’re not saying we're going into it assuming we're going to overturn everything. But if we can’t give serious consideration to the areas that we think are problematic — and we’re being told over and over there’s not enough time to deal with it at this point or it will mess up the calendar — then what are our other options? For me the option is to make it somewhat clear to the public is that we are moving forward but it is probably not static.”
Susan Pullium, a member of the student assignment task force, said they can do both by guaranteeing a "personal K-12 pathway" for every student while making changes to a school's feeder.
Pullium cited the example of how they'll have to adjust feeders to accommodate new schools. She said they can let parents know that the feeder will change for an incoming class of kindergarten students while the older students would keep the prior feeder.
Then there's the case of adjusting feeders when new schools aren't involved.
“Changing existing feeder patterns based on something you review is certainly something that could happen, but you wouldn’t want to change a student’s feeder pattern," Pullium said. "You might change the school’s feeder pattern so the next rising kindergarten class would know this is the new path for this school.”
Pullium said she "cautioned against" only looking at the data for rising sixth-grade students. While it might indicate that the feeder wasn't preferred for those older students, she said they should also look at how many rising kindergarten students enrolled knowing full well their feeder.
Tedesco later echoed Pullium's statements.
“It’s kind of like saying everybody in our system now gets permanent grandfathering to the feeder, regardless of the district makes changes, and we might make changes to the next grade level coming in or the next feeder pattern in, but you get permanent grandfathering K through 12 unless you choose at some point in the choice process to opt out of your feeder," Tedesco said.
"I would love it if that could be reality," Martin replied.
“I’m going to trust my staff that it can," Tedesco responded.
“It’s possible if we’re willing to pay for it," Martin replied back. "But this conversation continues to assume that there’s indefinite resources and I haven’t seen them yet. If you can show me where they are, I’d be glad to see them.”
What next happened is what's becoming a recurring situation at board meetings in which Tata has questioned statements that Martin has made.
“What is the foundation for that comment, Dr. Martin?” Tata asked. "Where have we assumed indefinite resources?”
“if we can meet the feeder patterns permanently because the feeder patterns are already creating overcapacity schools," Martin responded. "The only way you’re going to deal with that is getting more teachers, you’re going to have to build more space or you're going to reduce the capacity, you’re going to have to push people out. Something's going to have to happen.”
“And that’s what we’re doing," responded Chief Transformation Officer Judy Peppler. "We’re building the next bond plan based on where we see the choice happening, where we’re going to need capacity.”

Comments
Resources
Sun, 01/15/2012 - 08:19 — peteraSupt. Tata will learn what Jim Martin means about resources when the School System has to request funding from the Wake County Board of Commissioners.
Tata understands just fine
Sun, 01/15/2012 - 09:05 — FSandYOUI think it's Jim Martin who doesn't understand. He doesn't understand that most people don't care for liars and know it all elitists.
Better be true
Fri, 01/13/2012 - 10:37 — Dove314Wake parents will have a new corollary to an adage -- best be the case that parents "knew everything they needed to know BEFORE kindergarten" 'cuz after that their kids are stuck. Didn't know your child would do better with a different combination of enhancements in a different feeder, forgettaboutit.....
I am starting to like...
Thu, 01/12/2012 - 18:32 — bpuli9999the no-choice choice plan.
Feeder Patterns...
Thu, 01/12/2012 - 16:23 — Bob_SconceIt's completely possible to guarantee feeder patterns: you look at (a) the school capacities over the next 12 years, you count (b) the number of students feeding into those schools over the next 12 years, and you make sure that (a) >= (b). The key is that as new students show up, you make sure that they're not put into a feeder that breaks that rule.
This whole thing is getting a little esoteric. Martin is making a theoretical point -- "we don't know what the future will look like; it's a bad idea to make 13-year commitments." But, the board regularly makes long-term commitments that bind future boards -- every school building in the county is an example of one board telling future boards "You have to live with the decisions we made about this school."
The counter to Martin's complaint is "No, if you want stability, which is one of the pillars of the assignment plan, you want to make it hard for future boards to mess with stuff." Now, future boards can always decide to go a different way, but saying "we guarantee feeder patterns" makes it a lot harder for them to do so.
Quick point, though: anything that changes school capacities is really going to mess with feeder patterns. If the GA messed with student-teacher ratios, for example. Or, if a school burned down. Or if the school year were stretched to 190 days (making year-round schools impossible), or . . . Any one of those could easily royally mess up the system.
Your last paragraph is
Thu, 01/12/2012 - 17:23 — finalfrontierYour last paragraph is exactly why a guarantee is not practical. Sure you can guarantee it, but who knows how many variables will kick in over a decade.
Well, yeah...
Thu, 01/12/2012 - 18:19 — Bob_SconceI can guarantee my sister that she's always welcome to stay with us. But, if our house burns down, all bets are off. The guarantee always comes with some implicit conditions.
This is beginning to become a matter of semantics. Sure, if a comet blasts into the city tomorrow, the district may have to go back on the guarantee.
Having a 'guarantee' does two things: (1) communicates stability to parents (one of the pillars, after all), (2) makes it much more difficult for future boards to go back on that -- in other words, they have to try to keep things stable.
Not semantics as much as
Thu, 01/12/2012 - 19:28 — finalfrontierNot semantics as much as probability. The likelihood is that there will be changes. Peddling a potentially tenuous promise under the premise of caveat emptor doesn't seem honest.
Lack of direction = Reduced Property Value!
Thu, 01/12/2012 - 15:06 — sam123456Keung...thanks for posting the quotes!
All...with all the back and forth between staff and board this should be cause for some type of alarm. The basic advantage is that this plan is supposed to offer K-12 "stability". Based on the comments in the posting there is no way that will happen. As I read through the back and forth it very clear that this plan has not been studied or analyzed enough to fully know what the impact is going to be...and now we don't even have the gurantee that the feeder patterns will remain intact over time! This is truly unbelievable.
Could you imagine someone trying to sell a house in Wake County now -- what do they say when the buyer asks where their children will go to school? I am already hearing people say that if they were moving here now they would have bought in Chapel Hill to avoid this mess. Our property values will be negatively impacted by this
Sam, how long have you
Thu, 01/12/2012 - 17:19 — starsonoursSam, how long have you lived here? In the past 30 years a Realtor has never been able to tell anyone where their children will go to school other than were they are assigned this year.
Actually for a decade; now values down
Thu, 01/12/2012 - 20:51 — sam123456For a decade a realtor could tell buyers in my neighborhood that they would go Brassfield, Wakefield Middle, Wakefield High. Now with our new "wonderful plan"they will have to say "I don't know" and then tell them about silly choice process, then tell them that feeder plans will not actually be stable, then tell them that you won't know which track that you will get, and the list goes on. Most buyers would go to Chapel Hill and Wake County property values will go down,
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Thu, 01/12/2012 - 22:11 — SideburnsDo you know how ridiculous you sound?
Why Sideburns
Fri, 01/13/2012 - 11:37 — sam123456Why do you say that I sound ridiculous? The county is headed down a path that has not been fully studied/analyzed which will impact student assignment as well as property values. I have heard from many that if they were moving here now that they would avoid Wake County given all of the uncertainty.
Property Values?
Fri, 01/13/2012 - 13:37 — starsonoursWhy would the school board take into consideration property values? This is an assignment plan but what the heck they are trying move achievement up on the list what not add property values as well.
We have had a system of uncertainty for decades and it has not stopped people from moving here. This will be the first time in a long time that you will actually have some input. If you want to go back to the old "centralized command and control" model Evans, Kushner and Martin can hardly wait to accommodate you!! They would love to tell you what school you will be attending. This will give you free time to concentrate on property values!
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Thu, 01/12/2012 - 15:33 — SideburnsLOL. The more things change, the more they stay the same.
This is classic Wake County isn't it
Thu, 01/12/2012 - 18:35 — FSandYOUSam just isn't catching on that it's his/their turn to take one for the team. We're all about community here. Sam, MYR reduced property values. This will be no different.
Maybe the exception will be his subdivision. No one will want to move there once they know they are going to be treated this way. I mean seriously, that coupled with MYR and Hill as your board rep, no chance of selling there.
Property values are the least of their concerns.
Are these the same staff...
Thu, 01/12/2012 - 15:03 — bpuli9999that can't even figure out how to keep a school at or below capacity for next year? They somehow can predict and guarantee a seat for my child 12 years from now? That is made up stuff and they know it. I don't blame the republicans on the board for this- they are truly idiots and have been manipulated by Tata and his staff.
Yes, they absolutely can -
Thu, 01/12/2012 - 15:59 — loriacYes, they absolutely can - the staff member in the meeting explained it well. Once a child is guaranteed a feeder pattern, it will not change unless they enter the choice process. As things change, there will be new feeder patterns for neighborhoods, schools - but NOT for the student. Somehow this point is not getting across. If the new board is saying that they won't guarantee the student's feeder pattern, then that's a big step backwards on this plan.
ThIs Idea...
Fri, 01/13/2012 - 20:25 — chaboardAs things change, there will be new feeder patterns for neighborhoods, schools - but NOT for the student.
...is impractical nonsense. The multiplied transportation costs of keeping multiple feeder patterns in the same areas would rule it out. You can only practically "grandfather" a student's current feeder pattern when making a change if you drop their transportation guarantee. Which blows equal opportunity of choice out of the water.
Somehow choice has been diminshed
Fri, 01/13/2012 - 12:08 — Apexcitizen1Well said...
This a choice plan with a "good luck" and a pat on the back if you chose choice or previously had opt'd out from year round.
I am willing to bet they
Thu, 01/12/2012 - 15:31 — finalfrontierI am willing to bet they don't believe in what they say. There is no sane basis to predict a stable model for a decade in a high growth area coupled with changing political priorities.
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Thu, 01/12/2012 - 15:31 — SideburnsIf you're referring to Walnut Creek -- that school was filled using the old node system. It's a great example of the lack of capacity control under the old assignment plan.
WC is a great example of
Thu, 01/12/2012 - 15:32 — finalfrontierWC is a great example of poor monitoring.
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Thu, 01/12/2012 - 12:52 — SideburnsSo, if the feeder patterns change, we can thank the newly-elected Board members for "pulling the rug out".
Evans seemed hell bent on changing the priority status for students. It will be much more damaging to change the plan after it's been rolled out on the 17th. But, something tells me that we haven't heard the last of this.
Sideburns you need to chill a bit...
Thu, 01/12/2012 - 23:52 — Apexcitizen1There's some issues with the feeder patterns right from the start with this plan especially for the families that opted out of year round previously and those that want to excessive choice for year round under this plan. The whole priority debate doesn't mean much in context if they can't even logically lay down the feeder patterns from the begriming. What's your specific issue with the priority status changes she's pushing? Set asides? It's frankly next to impossible to gage the risk of exercising a choice option under this plan irrespective of whether theirs set asides or not. I'm almost thinking that the whole feeder idea should be scrapped first.
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Fri, 01/13/2012 - 07:48 — SideburnsWhich feeder patterns?
Here's a few
Fri, 01/13/2012 - 12:01 — Apexcitizen11. Opt in for year round MS.
2. New feeder pattern for year round MS opt outs from the previous plan.
3. Brassfield feeder
Just read this blog and their starting to come to light.
So what is your specific concerns with Susan's priority changes you never awnsered my question. I'd like to understand.
Thanks
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Fri, 01/13/2012 - 12:11 — SideburnsI meant with specific feeder patterns. Which schools?
Not sure what "opt in for year round MS" means. I do agree that there are issues with the feeder patterns with previous opt-out students who have now been placed in a different feeder pattern. But, there is the opportunity to choose to go back into your proximity feeder pattern.
Evans didn't elaborate on her desire to change the priority rankings. My general concern is that she wants to change them after the choice process is started.
Lufkin MS
Fri, 01/13/2012 - 13:03 — Apexcitizen1Thanks....
Good point with what your saying. I'd also venture to say there's a lot of risk changing priority rankings before you have real data from the plan. At this point the plan was built off of modeling data I would say it would be prudent to at least wait till they compile actual plan data from year one. Once they have actual plan data make the proposals for the changes to the priority rankings, model the proposed changes and then debate and vote....of course politics and ideology will get in the way of a sane approach! Everything is pretty much a wild guess now.
My situation is with Lufkin MS. If we go there we end up in Athens (10 miles), if we stay on the traditional calendar we end up at Apex (2.3 miles) away. I make the choice decision for MS then the only way we can get back to is through choice. It's a gamble at that point with incalculable odds at the time of our middle school decision. When high school comes around it's more import at that point to get her back into the neighborhood school and seemingly logical. Athens would be a logistical problem for us and for the district. If Athens was somehow overnight made year round then there would be some logic to locking us into Athens. I'm not picking a year round MS so I can have a locked in traditional HS. I'm picking year round as it would be the best for our child for three years. It's a worthless guarantee of stability.
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Fri, 01/13/2012 - 14:02 — SideburnsI know about the Lufkin issue. I did find this:
http://assignment.wcpss.net/downloads/choice-assignment-plan-with-appendices.pdf
9. If your elementary feeder pattern takes you away from your most proximate high school, you still have the highest priority for placement, other than sibling priority, in your most proximate high school.
10. If you are in a magnet program, you may either follow that program feeder pattern or have highest priority on your most proximate school’s feeder pattern.
Double check your feeder
Fri, 01/13/2012 - 13:23 — MariagerwinDouble check your feeder pattern(s). Lufkin now has feeder patterns to both Apex and Athens.
doesn't matter
Fri, 01/13/2012 - 13:42 — turnerk1But, the feeder pattern into high school is contingent on where the child went to elementary school. So, in the example we're discussing. As long as the child went to the YR elem., they are locked into Athens. When a child is in a MS with multiple HS feeders, the child has go to with the feeder pattern from ES, so the fact that Apex and Athens are both an option from Lufkin is not a help for YR kids.
Double check your feeder
Fri, 01/13/2012 - 13:23 — MariagerwinDouble check your feeder pattern(s). Lufkin now has feeder patterns to both Apex and Athens.
Lufkin Feeder Pattern
Fri, 01/13/2012 - 14:20 — Apexcitizen1The existing feeder only applies for students currently enrolled at Lufkin. Under the new plan it's only Athens. I confirmed that with WCPSS staff yesterday. Once I leave the traditional feeder (Apex Middle) the only way into Apex is through choice. You can't look at the existing feeder patterns for next years plan.
I'm lost
Fri, 01/13/2012 - 14:57 — nmoskalI am looking at the feeder patterns approved by the BOE and posted on the assignment site and as Sideburns noted two ES feed Lufkin, Oak Grove and Olive Chapel, with Olive Chapel going on to Apex and Oak Grove to Athens.
Are you saying that they are planning on that only for one year? Your wording sounded like all of Lufkin would then go to Athens, but all of Dillard is also slated to Athens and the capacity of Dillard plus Lukfin exceeds capacity at Athens or are you saying that everyone who ends up at Lufkin but didn't attend Olive Chapel would be slated for Athens?
I really wish they would more clearly and transparently spell out what happens when new kids enter the system or what happens with people who leave their current feeder when it is time to move to the next grade span.
I do stand corrected in one
Fri, 01/13/2012 - 18:25 — Apexcitizen1I do stand corrected in one aspect but it doesn't apply to our to our situation. Under this new plan if your ES is Olive Chapel then your feeder pattern is Lufkin (MS) and Apex (HS). Now if your in a node like our ES is Penny Rd and your currently attending Lufkin your grandfathered. Students entering next year are out of luck. It does seems to be a node by node problem as I checked the node next to ours (which is even closer to Apex HS) and there also forced into Athens if they chose the year round route. Previously if we went to Lufkin we would then go to Apex. So existing students at Lufkin are grandfathered but incoming new students are locked into the new Athen's only feeder plan (unless your in Olive Chapel now.). Under the new plan here are the MS that feed Athens - Centenial, Dillard and Lufkin. I noticed the maps are still the 2011/2012 versions.
My kid goes to Lufkin and is
Fri, 01/13/2012 - 19:32 — MariagerwinMy kid goes to Lufkin and is in the 8th grade, she has not and will not be grandfathered into Apex. She has been placed in the school closest to her home, which is Fuquay. She is a transfer student however. She went to West Lake for ms, so I would have to look to know for sure, but I'm guessing that some West Lake student's will feed into Fuquay. The 8th grade kids at Lufkin have been assigned to Apex and Athens and there are some who have been assigned to Holly Springs. Just giving my experience as a Lufkin parent.
Broken Feeder for Us
Fri, 01/13/2012 - 20:08 — Apexcitizen1Understand and thank you but the dilemma we face in choosing Lufkin is our feeder patter becomes Lufkin to Athens in the new plan. Under the old plan we would have gone Lufkin to Apex. We're two miles from Apex and ten from Athens. Where's the logic in that feeder? There will be kids in the Penny Rd area because they stayed traditional now going Apex MS to Apex HS. The buses for those children will be driving right past and most likely through our neighborhood picking up kids for Apex HS. The feeder pattern for West Lake is Middle Creek in the new plan. I don't see West Lake feeding any other high schools. Most likely we're going to go with Lufkin as academically we think it will be the best option for our daughter. Once that decision is made then it's time to start pushing to have our node corrected. Has your daughter had a good experience at Lufkin?
Yes for the most part my
Fri, 01/13/2012 - 20:53 — MariagerwinYes for the most part my daughter has had an excellent experience at Lufkin. This year has been tough. The only complaint I have is with the way the math policy regarding Algebra I was handled.
Just a thought
Fri, 01/13/2012 - 16:07 — MariagerwinI wonder if the confusion is that at least for this years choice application period is because Apex has no seats.
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Fri, 01/13/2012 - 14:26 — SideburnsThat's not true. The feeder pattern for Olive Chapel is Lufkin to Apex HS.
Feeder patterns for magnets too
Fri, 01/13/2012 - 12:38 — tropicalgirlDon't forget, if you are currently in a magnet, your feeder pattern is to continue in them - that may be great for someone who wants to be in magnets from ES through HS but not so great for someone who chose an ES magnet fully intending to return to base for MS and HS and does not want their child being transported - or having to transport them - 15 or 20 miles from their home.
Lets all hope we haven't heard the last of feeder patterns
Thu, 01/12/2012 - 15:04 — valspar... because if they are not manageable, they need to be changed - oh excuse me - tweaked. Too many choosing one school means, upon review, some nodes don't get that opportunity to chose that school the next year. Not enough choosing one school means that school gets to be a choice from a broadened area of nodes. How parents choose will determine whether or not feeders need tweaking. The plan was designed using expectations of WCPSS parents. Their choice vs the available space will determine how many students get their first choice - - which determines the success factor of the plan - less people screaming, or more people screaming, over not getting what they want. This is not rocket science, its simply basic supply and demand.
This choice model was developed looking into a crystal ball of parental choice plus the available data in the current choice model node based plan (Magnet, year round, transfer, or do nothing). I find it ironic you have repeatedly complained about the feeders in Western Wake under the node plan, and with there still being feeder problems for some parents, you call it "pulling the rug out" if their issues are addressed. You are not hiding that if Evans says it, or the Dems say it, that's all it takes for it to be wrong for you. This plan is not perfect by any stretch and thank goodness we have a questioning board. I am certain you would have shown your other "side" and would have supported Ron for questioning if the calendar mismatch feeders in Western Wake could be better addressed, calling it "improvement" over "rug pulling". Your sour grapes are still showing.
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Thu, 01/12/2012 - 15:30 — SideburnsWhat calendar mismatches in Western Wake?
BTW, The "rug pulling" comment was Jim Martin's term - not mine.
A Question
Thu, 01/12/2012 - 12:08 — morrisville_parentWas there any discussion about the case of rising sixth- and ninth-graders who face not having transportation because of their approved feeder pattern? Did they decide what to do about them? Thanks.
No change to what's in the
Thu, 01/12/2012 - 12:13 — KeungHui (author)No change to what's in the plan before. Supt. Tata said they'd see how many of the 1,000 or so students affected by this situation request and receive placement to other schools. He said they'll then see how many are still set to go without transportation and see whether they can provide bus service to them. But he's not making promises they'll provide transporation. Boar attorney Ann Majestic told the board there's no legal requirement that they provide bus service to them.
As for AgentPierce, you're clearly obssessed with those guys. You keep mentioning them in your comments. I've hardly blogged about them since the election.
Mr. Hui thanks for your quick reply. So...
Thu, 01/12/2012 - 12:40 — morrisville_parentWhat happens if the request is not honored and the student parents can't drive them to\from school. Are the kids staying home?
The parents go to jail
Thu, 01/12/2012 - 18:28 — FSandYOUand kids go elsewhere.
Are you serious?
Is every moment of your life scheduled that tight?
In theory, they'll try to
Thu, 01/12/2012 - 13:01 — KeungHui (author)In theory, they'll try to work with every student who is affected to avoid that scenario.
One of 1100 without transportation
Thu, 01/12/2012 - 22:52 — jedaviI truly hope this is true! I feel as though those of us who opted out of MYR and attended the traditional option offered to us are now being discriminated against under this new plan. All of my neighbors from our MYR school have feeder seats at my traditional MS but I'm told my child can only go there if there is space available. If there's no space then I'm stuck at a school 30 minutes from home with no transportation. Being forced to a school far from home and not being provided transportation sounds illegal to me. It's one thing to make a choice but it's another thing entirely to be involuntarily assigned. Today I'm involuntarily assigned.