Hell's Kitchen (8pm, Fox) - The fourteen contestants have to make perfect 6-inch sausages for Drew Lachey! Who said reality television isn't glamorous?
More to Love (9pm, Fox) - Fifteen plus-size women move into the mansion and go on group dates with plus-size Luke. One woman gets a one-on-one date to Las Vegas, and three women are eliminated.
You Are What You Eat (8pm, BBC America) - I am eating mixed nuts as I type this.
America's Got Talent (9pm, NBC) - It seems like this show has already been on forever, and tonight is the first performance episode? And there are 40 acts?!
Warehouse 13 (9pm, SyFy) - The investigation of a stolen sculpture leads Pete and Myka (right) to discover a special place they deem worth protecting.
Rescue Me (10pm, FX) - Maura Tierney guests as a trash-talking woman who shows up looking for a date.
Brooke Cain isn't always proud of the number of hours she logs in front of the TV, but her loss of brain cells can be your gain. From reality shows to sitcoms to the more serious stuff, Brooke keeps her DVR smoking so that she can help keep you in the know. Brooke also tweets for Happiness is a Warm TV (you can follow 
