Kitchen Nightmares (8pm, 9pm, FOX) - Never eat out again.
Grey's Anatomy (9pm, ABC) - This is the last episode with the gay heart surgeon.
30 Rock (9:30pm, NBC) - It's The One with Oprah. Liz Lemon gets a seat next to Oprah on
a plane and hounds her for personal advice.
Life on Mars (10pm, ABC) - Always watch Life on Mars. Tonight a little black girl is thrown off a building and it sparks violence between the Puerto Rican and black neighborhoods. Whoopi Goldberg guest stars.
Late Night with Conan O'Brien (12:35, NBC) - Guests are former Secretary of State Madeline Albright and Finnish monster-costume-wearing heavy metal band Lordi. Lordy.