What to Watch on Thursday: Chad Lowe on Bones

Bones (8pm, Fox) - The half-eaten body of a doctor is found in a lion's cage
during a charity event, and the doctor just happens to be Cam's (right) former
fiancé. Chad Lowe guest stars.

Samantha Who? (8:30pm, ABC) - Samantha has Baby Brain so she borrows Dena's dog to see if she's nurturing enough to be a mom. This is literally the least that all prospective parents should have to do.

ER (9pm, NBC) - It's the final show. Even if you stopped watching for the past couple of years, it wouldn't kill you to drop in for a minute or two... There's a retrospective at 8pm.

The Carolina Brogue (10pm, UNC-TV) - An interesting and funny examination of the unique dialect of the 'Hoi Toiders' of NC's Outer Banks.