Ochocinco: The Ultimate Catch (9pm, VH1) - NFL (and "Dancing with the Stars") star Chad Ochocinco takes a page from Bret Michaels and launches his own reality dating show. In tonight's opener, Chad narrows a pool of 85 women down to 17 at his dating training camp. His NFL buddy Bernard Berrian helps out.
The Glades (10pm, A&E) - The pilot of a new scripted drama on A&E about a Chicago cop exiled to the Florida Everglades after being falsely accused of sleeping with his captain's wife. Tonight he gets his first case in the 'glades. Check out our review.
The Bakery Bunch (10pm, TLC) - A new reality series about a couple who run a family bakery in California while raising 4-year-old triplet boys. TLC finally managed to combine "cakes" and "multiples." Too bad these aren't little girls 
who could also enter toddler pageants, because that would be a TLC trifecta.
The Gates (10pm, ABC) - A robbery at the McAllister home sets off a string of similar crimes across town, and an old friend visits vampire Claire (right) and questions her recent transformation into happy homemaker. Also, Lukas invites Brett to join their (wolf)pack and blow off some steam. Tonight marks the debut of Pittsboro actress Andrea Powell, who plays Brett's mother.
Brooke Cain isn't always proud of the number of hours she logs in front of the TV, but her loss of brain cells can be your gain. From reality shows to sitcoms to the more serious stuff, Brooke keeps her DVR smoking so that she can help keep you in the know. Brooke also tweets for Happiness is a Warm TV (you can follow