You should be at the State Fair, but you're not, so you might as well watch some television.
North Carolina at Virginia (3:30pm, ABC) - Carolina plays on "regular tv" today, so scoot over to Whole Foods now and get your wine and cheese so you can be all ready to see if the Heels finally break their losing streak in Charlottesville. We think this is the year, so get the good stuff. ALSO NOTE: Wake Forest at Maryland (12pm, CBS) and Miami at Duke (3:30pm, ESPNU).
Law & Order:SVU - This week's new episode reruns tonight on NBC at 10pm, but USA is playing 2008 episodes today from 3pm to midnight. And it's not even a holiday!
Boston Red Sox at Tampa Bay Rays (8pm, TBS) - Will Boston pull out another miracle comeback, or will the Rays of Sunshine close it out tonight? Big game, big drama, Big Papi ... I think you should tune in.
Saturday Night Live (11:30pm, NBC) - You've heard the buzz ... Sarah Palin is scheduled to make a cameo appearance on SNL tonight. SNL is leaking nothing about what she may do on the show, but we're guessing she'll try to field dress Josh Brolin (star of "W"). If you can't stay up, set your DVR, because everyone in your office will be talking about this on Monday.