Miss America 2010 (8pm, TLC) - Ratings for the Miss America pageant have been in a steady decline for years now. Do we care about this any longer? If you do, this year's pageant is hosted by Mario Lopez and airs live from the Planet Hollywood Casino in Las Vegas. Judges include gymnast Shawn Johnson, actress Vivica A. Fox, and broadcaster Rush Limbaugh.
Lying to be Perfect (9pm, Lifetime) - A dowdy magazine editor (Poppy Montgomery) leads a double life as anonymous online advice columnist. But her secret identity is threatened when her friends want to make a pact to lose weight together, using the advice of her alter ego. Based on the book, "The Cinderella Pact."
Saturday Night Live (11:30, NBC) - "Mad Men's" Jon Hamm is back to host again, and I'll watch pretty much anything with Jon Hamm. Apparently, he has shaved his beard. Not sure how I feel like that because I was kinda diggin' it. Although, gun to my head, he's probably more handsome without it. Sigh. Musical guest is Michael Buble.
Austin City Limits (Midnight, UNC-TV) - Steve Earle and Kris Kristofferson. Austin native Earle performs from his 2009 cd "Townes" and Kristofferson plays from his 2009 cd "Closer to the Bone."