Keyshawn Johnson: Tackling Design (Noon, A&E) - Two back-to-back eps feature former NFL player Keyshawn Johnson designing a breakfast nook for a mother and daughter, and a kitchen-living room redesign for a team of husband and wife attorneys.
Dirty Sexy Money (10pm, ABC) - Tonight is the series finale and frankly, I no longer care. Perhaps my favorite thing about this show was always the promise of great dramatic scenes with Donald Sutherland and Jill Clayburgh each week, but neither Sutherland nor Clayburgh have hardly had any screen time in the final episodes. The second part of this doomed season began to turn into the Blair Underwood-Lucy Lui show, with Underwood's Simon Elder character becoming an evil villain of comic book proportions. Unanswered question: Did ABC give Underwood a white cat to stroke between takes?
Megan Wants a Millionaire (10pm, VH1) - Yeah well, who doesn't. Another dating reality show, but this time reality show vet Megan Hauserman has 17 millionaires competing for her affection. Three men are eliminated in this first episode. (New episodes air on Sunday nights at 9pm).


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Into Castle yet?
Sat, 08/08/2009 - 08:47 — AgentPierceBrooke ..... have you gotten into Castle? A grittier update of the old Bruce Willis - Cybil Shepherd "Moonlighting". Great sexual tension between Castle & Beckett. Susan Sullivan is "Susan Sullivan" straight from Dharma set.
Am I the only one who wishes Hank's brother on Royal Pains would just go away? "Hank" is one of TV newest "really likable" guys but geeky brother is fingernails on a blackboard.
We love Castle
Sat, 08/08/2009 - 09:12 — brookecain (author)The Castle eps running right now are repeats, but the cast is shooting for the new season right now. I can't wait for it to come back. Nathan Fillion is great in that show. And Susan Sullivan is hilarious. Love it.
A lot of people really hate Hank's brother on "Royal Pains!" I kinda like him. I do wish the writers would tone him down by about 20% and he'd be better. SOmetimes he's a little over-the-top, but sometimes he's funny to me (like the episode when he was trying to speak Spanish). I like him with Divya. For me, it's the hospital administrator I don't like. I don't think she's much of an actress. Sometimes she seems more like a "soap" actress to me.
We are waaay too sympatico
Sat, 08/08/2009 - 09:51 — AgentPierceWe are waaay too sympatico on this!
Evan is to RP what Dwight is to Office ..... like garlic - a little too much is TOO MUCH. Trim him back 20% would be fine ..... same with Jill-angst. RP's Episode #1 was TERRIFIC ..... nothing comparable since #1. Need LOTS more eccentric Hampton characters.
What did you think of Burn Notice's finale? I thought this was BN's best season. Fie is less anorexic and Sharon Gless less annoying.