The Bachelorette: The Men Tell All (8pm, ABC) - This is a two-hour show, which means there will be about 20 minutes of actual interesting content. We only want to hear from the foot perv Tanner and the jerkface Wes. Mostly, they should be talking to Wes, who will have a million reasons why he's misunderstood. The rest will be filler, and I can promise you it will not end before they 
trot out Trista and Ryan and their babies. DVR it and fast-forward like crazy.
Intervention (9pm, A&E) - This gut-wrenching show looks at people struggling with and ultimately facing up to various forms of addiction, with the help and support of family and friends. Tonight they focus on crystal meth and alcohol.
Dating in the Dark (10pm, ABC) - ABC is trying to dress this up and show it off as some sort of social science experiment about how we're all shallow and we want to date attractive people. But what it looks like is a show where strangers get felt up in the dark and then freak out when they see that the person they were just getting cozy with is not so cute.
Kathy Griffin: My Life on the D-List (10pm, Bravo) - Kathy tries to expand her fan base by performing at The Apollo Theater in Harlem. Not sure that's her audience, but we'll go along. Rapper T.I. and Rev. Al Sharpton appear.
Weeds (10pm, Showtime) - Nancy's delivery date draws near and she learns more about Esteban's other woman and his plans for her after the baby is born. Alanis Morrisette stars as Nancy's obstetrician, who helps her take control of her situation. (Note to self: Do not ever get pregnant with a Mexican drug lord's baby, no matter how cute he is).
Brooke Cain isn't always proud of the number of hours she logs in front of the TV, but her loss of brain cells can be your gain. From reality shows to sitcoms to the more serious stuff, Brooke keeps her DVR smoking so that she can help keep you in the know. Brooke also tweets for Happiness is a Warm TV (you can follow 
