Ed Helms and John Krasinski (The Office) are having to pretend they cared that they just saw Leonardo Dicaprio. Krasinski says he's hoarse from screaming.
This chick on NBC (I flipped over for a sec) just congratulated Sting on his nomination and he had to tell her he's just there to present. Awkward.
Back on E!, Sean Puffy Combs is a plugging machine. He seriously just plugged one project after another for a full minute. Mercury-poisoned Jeremy Piven (Entourage) looks healthy and gives a shout out to Chicago. Someone named Megan Fox, who is stunning, admits she is so insecure that she feels like she looks like Alan Alda. Please see someone about that.
We're getting sooo close to some Ryan Seacrest-free programming. I'm very excited.
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