Evan Rachel Wood looks gorgeous. She's talking about the intense filming on The Wrestler. She looks stunning but I'm not getting a great look at her dress -- all I can see is it looks shiny. But her "head" looks fabulous. She's psyched because Bruce Springsteen is at her table tonight.
Ryan talks to Debra Messing, nominated for Starter Wife. He asks her if she has advice for women dating over 40 and she says "be brave." She asks Ryan what he would say and his advice for all the desperate losers over 40 is to just "say yes" to anyone who asks. Wow. Really? That's gotta be great for the ole self esteem.
Oh! Kevin Nealon (Weeds). He's totally BS-ing some fashion critiques of the men there. Who's he wearing? Nabisco. Rainn Wilson (The Office) says last year at The Globes he got to pee at a urinal next to Martin Scorsese. Nice. He drops a bomb that on the Super Bowl ep of The Office, Dwight gets to make out with Jessica Alba. He might be joking.
Tracey Morgan (30 Rock) is pretty funny, talking about why he and Oprah broke up. If you want to be his woman, you gotta be able to cook collard greens (check!). Maggie Gyllenhaal (Dark Knight) looks gorgeous too (but I don't like the dress). She's talking about Heath Ledger, so Ryan has to switch to his somber tone really fast.
Miley Cyrus is explaining that she got a Porsche for her 16th birthday, but it's like totally not a big deal because it was a hand-me-down. But honestly, I can barely understand a word she says. She sounds like she has a bad cold - does she always sound like that? And dear lord, girl, take a breath, slow down! It's not a race.
Brooke Cain isn't always proud of the number of hours she logs in front of the TV, but her loss of brain cells can be your gain. From reality shows to sitcoms to the more serious stuff, Brooke keeps her DVR smoking so that she can help keep you in the know. Brooke also tweets for Happiness is a Warm TV (you can follow 
