Golden Globe Awards: Babs in La Crosse, you can suck it.

Renee Zellweger introduces a clip from The Reader, a project from Anthony Minghella and Sydney Pollack, both of whom have passed away.

Megan Fox and Terrence Howard give the award for Best Actor in a TV Movie or Mini-series. I'm going way out on a limb here and guessing Paul Giamatti from John Adams. Yes, Giamatti gives a breathless speech. Giamatti acknowledges pretty much everyone, including the crew in Hungary, but not our guy Doelger.

Too bad Tom Wilkinson didn't win for Recount, so we could see if he's still batty.

Glenn Close and Laurence Fishburne present the award for Best TV Comedy. Close has had a haircut since the last episodes I saw of Damages, and she's wearing some kind of Star Trek outfit. I don't think HBO will take this one because 30 Rock is a force. And 30 Rock wins!! Tracey Morgan accepts the award, since he apparently had an agreement with Tina Fey that if Barack Obama won the election, Morgan would be the spokesperson for the show from here on out. Alec Baldwin has to stop Morgan during his thanks to the taco-making craft services lady and remind him to thank the president of NBC, Jeff Zucker.

Pierce Brosnan, who can't sing, introduces a clip for the Abba movie musical Mama Mia. A movie in which Brosnan sadly tried to sing.

Sean Puffy Combs and Kate Beckinsale present the Best Soundtrack to A.R. Rahman for Slumdog Millionaire.

David Duchovney and Jane Krakowski give out the award for the Best Actress in a TV Comedy. First, Duchovney must assure his kids watching at home that he is happy, despite losing his award a little earlier tonight. Then Krakowski gets to scream "Tina Fey 30 Rock!" Tracey Morgan does not get to accept this award. Fey says she's had a great year, but adds that if you ever get to feeling too good about yourself, they have this thing called the internet where people say bad things about you. She addressses some of her critics: "Babs in La Crosse, you can suck it. DianeFan you can suck it. CougarLetter you can really suck it."