We'll try to avoid accidentally spoiling the show for you, so if you aren't quite ready to know who the winner was, don't read below!
Okay, last spoiler warning ...
Ricki Lake got eliminated in the first hour of the show, making the contest between actor/war veteran J.R. Martinez and Rob Kardashian, whose job as far as I can tell, is to be the brother of Kim and Khloe Kardashian.
Finally, at the end of the two-hour show (of which I watched approximately 11 minutes), the Season 13 winner of "Dancing with the Stars" is -- J.R. Martinez! J.R.'s partner this saeson was Karina Smirnoff. This is her first Mirrorball Trophy win.
Check back here tomorrow for a more detailed recap of tonight's show from our DWTS correspondent Lenni G. She'll give us her thoughts on the winner and the season overall.