In Touch Weekly is reporting that Holly Madison is joining the cast of "Dancing With the Stars."
In case you didn't know, Holly is the one on the far right. She was Hugh Hefner's top girlfriend among the trio he had living at the Playboy Mansion until recently, and they all played house on E!'s "The Girls Next Door."
Holly and Hef broke up (the other two, Kendra and Bridget left too, perhaps collectively waking up and realizing 1) Hef is gross and 2) they'd milked most of the fame out of this particular venture) and she started seeing magician Criss Angel. But Holly and Criss just broke up too.
It's not clear whether Holly will be replacing singer Jewel -- who has been having some tendinitis problems but who claimed to be still on track for the contest -- who would be competing against her husband Ty Murray.
But I guess we'll find out on Monday, when the show premieres.
Assistant Features Editor Adrienne Johnson Martin would like to have her life turned into an animated cartoon. 
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The Wicker Husband
Thu, 03/05/2009 - 00:04 — paydayinstallme...bought a new frock, never made repairs to the house, and never drank in the village tavern.
Now, it so happened that outside the village, in a great damp swamp, lived an old basket-maker who was famed for the quality of his work. One day the old basket-maker heard a knock on his door. When he opened it, the ugly girl stood there. In her hand, she held six gold coins. The Wicker Husband.