That's the only thing our girl Jordan and Jeff had to look forward to on this, THE DAY THEY NEVER WANTED TO SEE HAPPEN.
Knowing they'd both be on the block, Jeff promised that if he went, he'd give Jordan a dramatic kiss by the door.
They even practiced. In bed. Jeff suggested a nasty kiss but Jordan didn't think that was appropriate for a live show.
In the end, it was Jeff who left. And Jeff, caught up in the moment of the loss, did not drop his bag at the door and kiss Jordan.
He did get a standing ovation from the audience. Jordan will just have to look forward to when they meet again.
Explaining Michele: Michele's husband Tim was featured. He said it was love at first sight for him, even though Michele brought two friends on their first date so she wouldn't stay out late and miss a test, and brought a book to read on the train. He said that she did, indeed, have memory problems as she's said on the show several times. He said she was, indeed, clumsy. He said nerds would throw up their pocket protectors if she won.
Fashion note: Jordan asks Jeff to let her know if he gets the vote he needs to stay so she can wear her best dress out the door. She wears a red/orange strappy sundress with a sweatheart neckline. I hope it's not her best dress.
Fashion note 2: As her pregnancy progress, is Julie Chen's hair getting bigger?
Evil reigns: Natalie says Jeff going to the jury house is her present to Jessie.
Ask Jeff: Jeff works to keep Jordan's spirits up. He believes she could win. He says that this was destiny, she came to the house to meet Jeff and he was meant to go now. He tells her to stick with Michele and Natalie and work to take Kevin out.
Truth will out: At the jury house, Russell joins Lydia and Jessie. They tell Russell that Natalie is actually 24, not the 18 she's been claiming. This lie, it's suggested, might come back to bite Natalie with the jury pool. Both Russell and Jessie say that if Jeff makes it to the final 2, they might give him their votes. They admire his gamesmanship. They can tell him that next week.
A little bitter: Jordan's pre-possible eviction speech reflects her typical chirpyness. Jeff speaks of destiny again, saying his is held by the (faux) 18-year-old Natalie. He calls Kevin a backstabber who will vote her out. He reminds her of his offer to give Natalie the HOH next week if she lets Jeff stay. This is the passionate speech that made him forget to kiss Jordan.
The eviction: Natalie, still mad that Jeff put her and Jessie up for eviction, votes to evict Jeff. Michele votes to evict Jordan. Kevin casts the deciding vote to ax Jeff, saying that with his speech Jeff gave a nice desperate try.
HOH competition: Julie reads statements and the houseguests have to decide whether its fact or fiction. The person with the most correct answers wins. At first, our girl Jordan has the lead. But soon there's a three-way tie.
Evil reigns 2: Natalie wins the tie-breaker and HOH for the first time. Naturally, it's a game that requires no athletic ability or real mental strength. And the tie-breaker is pure guessing. As she gets her HOH charm, Natalie yells 'vengeance is coming for you Chima!'
Preview: If that means that Natalie will put up Michele and Jordan, and Natalie follows her emotional decisions, Michele will be the target, meaning our girl Jordan makes it to the final 3. But, of those left, Michele has the best odds of winning the POV competition. If that happens, Michele would take herself off and Natalie would have to put up Kevin. Kevin and Jordan on the block probably means Jordan goes home, because even if the vote splits, Natalie has the deciding vote. Unless that Pandora's Box changes everything.
Assistant Features Editor Adrienne Johnson Martin would like to have her life turned into an animated cartoon. 
