Dem's fighting words!
Our girl sweet Jordan went off when Russell, who was trying to mess with Jeff, got into it with Jordan, who sought to defend her man.
This confrontation followed an earlier shouting match in which Russell said that Jeff let his girlfriend fight his battles.
But in the second event, Russell was a bit more desperate to save himself from eviction, so he got more provocative. He called Jordan fat and said she should go eat cookie dough. It was on like popcorn.
Jordan yelled, cussed and charged Russell, bumping his shoulder and telling Russell she is not afraid of him. Jeff had to calm her down.
Later, on Jordan's goodbye video to Russell, she told Russell that she strongly disliked him. Even the fat comment couldn't make our sweet Jordan hate.
Delusions of grandeur: Natalie and Kevin do the happy dance after their evil plot worked (the lie about Russell to Jeff), getting Kevin off the block and Russell on. Natalie who promised to keep Jeff safe next week but didn't mean it, says that since Jeff can't compete in the HOH comp, she and Kevin have the advantage over Jordan and Michele despite the fact that SHE AND KEVIN HAVE NEVER WON ANYTHING.
Idle threats, part one: After putting Russell up for eviction, Jeff goes pool side to get the predictable Russell explosion over with. Jeff tries to be reasonable; he tells Russell that putting Russell up was a smart move, and nothing more. Russell, on slow burn, replies that they had a final four deal. Jeff counters that Russell made a final two deal with Michele that broke their final four deal. Russell threatens Jeff, telling him that when Jeff gets to the jury house Russell will wipe the floor with him, as in beat him up. Jeff advises Russell to drop his anger and accept that he was outplayed. Russell continues his threats. Jeff says he will lose $500 right now and bust Russell in the mouth. Jeff questions Russell's mixed martial arts fighting ability. Neither gets up from their seats.
Idle threats, part two: Jessie is at the jury house alone, pumping, flexing his muscles and tanning. He sees a video of Lydia telling him she is on to him, after talking to Natalie, and they need to talk. As Jessie eats a meal of beefaroni and a banana, Lydia comes in, greeting him with a hug. She calls him a jerkapotomus and than punches him in the chest repeatedly. It's clear she's just happy to be touching his chest again because soon she's all over him again. They watch a video showing Chima's meltdown and Lydia's ouster. Jessie gains respect for Jeff, calling him a cowboy and saying he might vote for him in the jury house.
Red flag, Jordan: During his private HOH chat with Julie, Jeff says that he tries to push Jordan to be more focused because he wants to make her a better person.
Fashion sense: Julie is in those white pedal pushers again, this time with a milk chocolate shell with a textured slightly darker topper. Jeff looks quite handsome in a black shirt and black slacks. Russell is in a suit. Jordan is in an athletic tank and sweats.
Eviction: During her please-keep-me speech, Natalie thanks everyone responsible at CBS for getting on the show and this once-in-a-lifetime experience. Then she thanks the houseguests who have all promised to vote to keep her in advance. This leaves Russell with a sense of inevitability, so he explains that personal attacks are a part of the game and that he was only trying to pay homage to some of the greats of BB: Evil Dick, Mike Boogie, and Dr. Will. And he never cursed on live TV.
He's unanimously voted off.
From ashy to classy: Russell hugs everyone upon his departure, as if it really was just a game. He tells Julie that he thinks Michele got him out, unaware of Natalie and Kevin's lie. He thinks Michele is a smarter competitor than Jeff, but he thinks Jeff made a smart move. He laughs and is articulate and quite charming.
HOH contest: Involves Natalie, Kevin, Michele and Jordan running on a slippery surface, carrying hot chocolate that they have to pour into a big bowl that has a marshmallow in it. First to get the marshmallow to the top wins. With the small cup and the big bowl, it would take running 4 miles without spilling a drop to fill it.
We end before the S'mores competition does.
Assistant Features Editor Adrienne Johnson Martin would like to have her life turned into an animated cartoon. 
