Big Brother: Jordan Lloyd is not a supermodel

That became clear during the luxury competition.

The 4 remaining houseguests had to split up in teams of two, and in separate rooms find matching articles of clothing -- aiding each other by shouting through the wall -- put said clothes on, and then pose in the 'store' window.

Jordan's signature pose: Stunned statue. She did the same, stand ram-rod straight, look dazed pose each time.

Bless her heart.

Lonely girl: With Jeff evicted, Jordan had her chance to be mournful. Thankfully, she's not as hysterical as the other women have been when their guys got ousted. Instead, our girl proclaims it a cruddy day, keeps her distance from everyone, and keeps a glass of wine close. That's what grown ups do.

Delusional: Natalie, after winning the HOH, says it was time for her to stop 'acting' like a weak competitor.

Fashion don't: In a word: Natalie. We know she's 24 and not 18. And yet, she dresses like a pre-teen, mostly a pre-teen boy. As Kevin pointed out during the luxury competition, Natalie's fashion knowledge is limited to basketball shorts and sweaters. And last night, she wore this prairie top with ruffle sleeves. Twice.

Liar, liar, pants on fire: Natalie decides that she needs to fool Jordan and Michele, so she tells Kevin that she needs to put him up, which displeases Kevin ("it's been only 5 minutes and 25 seconds and Natalie already has HOH-itis. Am I going to have to slap the beez-natch?") She tells Jordan and Michele her lie. They believe her and have a moment of girl power.

Liar, liar, oops misfire: Natalie gets another Pandora's Box. She can have some time with her boyfriend if she gives up the chance to play in the veto competition. She picks her boyfriend, even though not competing puts Kevin at a disadvantage. Her boyfriend promptly proposes and gives her a twisty ring like his dad did to his mom because he didn't have a lot of money; the real ring is at home. It's a distinctively unromantic moment. Natalie finds out she can get another 15 minutes with her man but the rest of the house will be annoyed. She picks her man again. The house is inflicted with 3 annoying characters; a giant man dressed and acting like a baby; a little man dressed as a cat and acting like a copy cat, and a man dressed like roach that sprays them with 'roach spray'. Natalie decides that she can't tell the houseguests her good news because it will hurt her game; she lies and tells them she lost the right to be in the veto competition and says she also faces a final two reversal, meaning if she makes the final two, she'd get the $50,000 instead of the $500,000. This, rightfully, sounds fishy to Kevin because he knows she'd be angry if she had lost the money. He thinks 'the wench' got something good. His suspicions are further confirmed when Natalie requests they not ask her any more about the Pandora's Box. Kevin confronts said wench, and realizing her lie is as sub-par as her competition skills have been, Natalie comes clean to the gang, telling them about her engagement. Kevin thinks that if she would lie about something good she would lie about anything. No one, oddly, brings up the fact that she is allegedly 18 and is now getting married. Natalie thinks she's fixed things, but Kevin has met with Michele about forming an alliance and ousting Natalie.

Favorite houseguest vote: Naturally, I think you should vote for our girl Jordan. It's $25,000 and you know she needs the money. But you'll probably vote for Jeff. And I have to admit, after watching this video, Jeff is pretty irresistible.

Nominations: Natalie wants to hide her loyalty and alliances, so she puts up Kevin and Michele for eviction. She tells Kevin it's because she thinks 3 moves ahead and he got duped, but that's supposed to be just a show for Jordan. She tells Michele that it's personal, that she thinks Michele is a backstabber and a liar and making a deal with her would be a deal with the devil. Michele, who must be sick of being called evil, vows to take Natalie out.