It seems possible.
With this live show, the houseguests have been in the house 66 days, and our girl Jordan has made it to the final four. And my summer has slipped away in a Big Brother haze.
Really, how many of you on day 10, 12, 25, even 50 thought that she would be this close?
Honestly, I thought I'd be done blogging about her adventures by now. But our girl Jordan has become the cockroach of my TV life. She's done Matthews proud.
Jeff is in the house: Natalie's efforts to convince Jordan and Michele that she is no longer aligned with Kevin, and that Kevin is now her main target, raises suspicions in the two women. But our girl Jordan remembers what Jeff told her: stick with Michele and you'll be fine. And listening to Jeff has gotten her this far, no?
POV competition: The game involves 20 clues at three stations (Michele, Kevin and Jordan are playing). Each block has a houseguests' name on each side. The players must match the games with the clues. The first one to do it correctly wins. It's not an easy game; you have to remember things like who was the fifth person evicted and who never played in a veto competition. We get a sinking feeling; this game does not seem to play to Jordan's, err, strengths. And our feeling is correct. She stands there stumped for quite some time. Michele has a strategy, as usual, but it doesn't help. Kevin wins.
The fog lifts: After Kevin wins the POV, Natalie runs downstairs with beverages for them to toast his victory. It occurs to Michele that she and Jordan have been duped.
Last ditch effort: With the POV, Kevin will take himself off the eviction block, Jordan will go up for eviction and Kevin will be the only one eligible to vote for eviction. So Michele gets to work on Kevin. She tells him that he will have a better chance to win against her in the jury house than against Natalie, who has a lot of friends in the house.
The devil made him do it: Michele puts on some glittery devil horns and tells Kevin that she's been called a devil and a rat in the game and that she's burned a lot of jury members and that's why he should keep her. She tells him she can raise hell against him in the jury house or raise hell with him there. Kevin chooses hell at the jury house; Michele is evicted.
Paranoid much?: As she leaves, Michele hugs everyone and then starts to say 'may the best woman', corrects herself and says 'may the best person win'. Kevin thinks it's an intentional slip.
Odd woman out: Outside, Julie asks Michele why she thinks she's been called crazy, the devil and the worst human being Ronnie has met during the course of the game. Michele says she was bullied as a kid and has always been an outsider. It's kind of sad. In the goodbye tapes, Jordan says she's learned a lot from Michele terming her 'a freaking encyclopedia.'
The last HOH: Part one involves holding on to the big house keys, with at least one hand at all times, while walking on a rolling log in the rain. The first player to let go can't play in part 3.
Jordan, don't let go of that dang key!!
Assistant Features Editor Adrienne Johnson Martin would like to have her life turned into an animated cartoon. 
