Alas, every once in a while I'm privy to a new event that I am not at liberty to share immediately. Such is the case with this Sunday's inaugural "How Slow Can You Go?" Hill Climb, which —
Well dang, I just shared that, didn't I? OK, I reckon I'm not in trouble as long as I don't divulge the location. Suffice it to say that the event is "a timed bike ride featuring 80 vertical feet as slow as you can go without dabbing." (No doubt I was chosen to receive this email announcement via a very well-targeted mailing list.) This emerging event appears to be, in part, an attempt to fill the pre-Superbowl wacky bike event created when the annual Soup Bowl Duathlon folded a couple years back. A welcome addition, I say. (Provided it doesn't turn out like this.)
I'm off to practice my track stand. I'll report back on the HSCYGHC should I participate
