So the home cell phone rings a few minutes ago and because I can't get good reception in the heart of Cary for the love of Alexander Graham Bell, i have to run outside to answer it. I reach high ground, answer it, it's Marcy. I sit on a bench, we chat for maybe two minutes when all of a sudden —
THWUMP!
— two squirrels — two! — fall out of a tree directly above me into my lap! Now, I've hit countless squirrels driving, I've hit four on my bike — all unintentional, fyi — but I've never had them fall 25 feet out of a tree into my lap! And not one, but two (which raises questions I won't address). Two years off my life, they just took. Minimum. Is there no justice!?
BTW, anyone happen to know the record for the seated high jump?
Comments
OMG!
Wed, 07/02/2008 - 21:58 — MC Peepants (not verified)I would have crapped in my pants!
World Record for Seated High Jump 3'4.5" by Didi Siton Atack
WOAH. That's a fabulously
Wed, 07/02/2008 - 17:28 — Nathania Johnson (not verified)WOAH. That's a fabulously entertaining story. I mean, for the rest of us ;)
oh, sure. it's always
Wed, 07/02/2008 - 17:04 — JoeMiller (author)oh, sure. it's always "awesome" — until it happens to you.
wow
Wed, 07/02/2008 - 16:43 — mwilliamthat's awesome!