See, vinyl! It's like that table over there, only much smaller and it makes noises like that. Oh, never mind, you'll catch on when the next vinyl revolution hits.

-- Chris Stamey at Carrboro's Open Eye Cafe Saturday night, pointing at a round table immediately after trying to replicate the pops and scratches of a stylus on a vinyl record with a guitar pick on a microphone, at the end of the song "Broken Record"

If you've got a spare 7:35, give a look-see to this amazing short documentary film about the world's largest record collection, which dwarfs any collection you've ever seen before. After that, you'll want to start scraping together the $3 million asking price -- I know I do.

(Thanks, Elizabeth.)