See, vinyl! It's like that table over there, only much smaller and it makes noises like that. Oh, never mind, you'll catch on when the next vinyl revolution hits.

-- Chris Stamey at Carrboro's Open Eye Cafe Saturday night, pointing at a round table immediately after trying to replicate the pops and scratches of a stylus on a vinyl record with a guitar pick on a microphone, at the end of the song "Broken Record"