It's Me or the Dog (8pm, Animal Planet) - Victoria helps a contentious couple curb their dog's dangerous behavior to ensure the safety of their three kids.

My Cat From Hell (9pm, Animal Planet) - This new show is sort of the counterpart to 'It's Me or the Dog,' just with a way more incendiary title, and the lives of little children aren't in danger here. In tonight's first episode, a stressed out cat comes between a woman and her boyfriend, and a newly engaged couple deal with his dislike of her cats. The host is hipster cat behaviorist Jackson Galaxy, who is not only a zen cat whisperer, but as we see in tonight's episode, a jerk whisperer, too. Read more about the new show.

Lady Gaga Presents the Monster Ball Tour: At Madison Square Garden (9pm, HBO) - The title sort of says it all. Gaga performs with a 10-piece band and 10 backup singers. The show was taped in February 2011. If you can't wait, you can go ahead and check out some extrended previews and behind-the-scenes clips.

Three Weeks, Three Kids (9pm, Hallmark) - A free spirit (Anna Chlumsky) babysits her sister's kids for an extended period, thanks to a plot by her mother. While helping the kids deal with issues like bullying, popularity, and teenage drinking, the woman also connects with a handsome neighbor (Warren Christie).

Almighty Thor (9pm, Syfy) - A timely new Syfy movie about a hero (Cody Deal) from Valhalla who rises up against a demonic god (Richard Grieco) who threatens to obliterate Los Angeles.

Saturday Night Live (11:29pm, NBC) - Tina Fey is back as the host, and the music guest is Ellie Goulding. There's a rumor Amy Poehler may stop by.

Truth Be Told (8pm, Fox) - A movie about a popular Colorado marriage counselor (Candace Cameron Bure) who fears that her single status may jeopardize an opportunity to host a radio talk show, so she enlists an old friend (David James Elliott) -- a widower with two kids -- to pose as her husband on a weekend trip to meet the potential employer. Former NFL (and 'Dancing with the Stars') star Kurt Warner and Danny Gokey ('American Idol') appear as themselves.

Filthy Cities (8pm, Discovery) - In the opener of a new documentary series, the grimy past of London is explored. At 9 p.m., there's a look at 19th century New York, including the slums of Manhattan.

The Shunning (9pm, Hallmark) - A young Amish woman (Danielle Panabaker, right) questions her future and her faith as her wedding day approaches, leading her family and friends to shun her. Adding to her confusion is the arrival of a mysterious woman (Sherry Stringfield) with ties to her past. Based on a novel by Beverly Lewis, directed by Michael Landon Jr., and filmed in the Triad.

Law & Order: Los Angeles (9pm, NBC) - The LA version isn't as good as any of the other versions, and this week's episode where they killed off Skeet Ulrich's character was just plain awful. But the week's second episode, which aired Monday night, wasn't bad at all. Corey Stoll shaved off his G. Gordon Liddy mustache, and there are great performances from Alfred Molina (bumped down from DA to detective) and guest star Tim Dekay ('White Collar'). Also, Alana de la Garza shows up as Connie Rubirosa ('Law & Order'). Score. If you're an L&O fan, this episode is worth catching.

Parking Wars (10pm, A&E) - The fifth season of this surprisingly compelling reality series opens with a Philadelphia ticketer being stalked by an angry citizen. And in Detroit, a woman is irate when her car is booted while she's interviewing for a job. A second episode follows at 10:30.

Eyeborgs (6:30pm, Syfy) - This original Syfy thriller about an FBI agent battling an army of weaponized security cameras hacked by terrorists has some pretty strong North Carolina roots. It was written and directed by former North Carolina School of the Arts School of Filmmaking faculty member Richard Clabaugh, and was shot by UNCSA students and faculty in the Winston-Salem area in 2007. The film also features UNCSA School of Drama faculty member Dale Anthony Girard. Additionally, ten other alumni of the school served on the film's stunt team.

Must Love Cats (8pm, Animal Planet) - The premiere episode of a great new series that focuses on felines. Tonight, songwriting host John Fulton travels to San Francisco, where a cat is suspected of multiple burglaries, and then to Los Angeles to try some coffee made from beans scooped out of cat poop. I love cats but I can't get behind that last thing...

The Sunset Limited (9pm, HBO) - Tommy Lee Jones directs this adaptation of Cormac McCarthy's 2006 play, which follows interaction between two men: a white, atheistic professor (Jones) and a black, religious ex-con (Samuel L. Jackson), who saved the former from committing suicide by throwing himself in front of a subway train. Check out our review.

Accidentally In Love (9pm, Hallmark) - A kids show actor (Ethan Erickson) and a single mom (Jennie Garth) butt heads after the two are in a car accident. But while dealing with the fallout from the crash, the pair begin to make a connection. But, the actor's secrets threaten to ruin the romance.

Stand Up for Family (9pm, Showtime) - Family-friendly stand-up comedy sets by Earthquake, Doug Williams, Will Sylvince, Pat Brown, Nikki Carr, and D'Lai. Bill Bellamy is the host.

Saturday Night Live (11:30, NBC) - Russell Brand hosts, music guest is Chris Brown.

Smooch (9pm, Hallmark) - In this cute new family movie, an imaginative youngster (Kiernan Shipka, who plays Sally on "Mad Men") comes across an amnesiac prince (Simon Kassianides), who she believes is a fairy-tale figure. Convinced the man would be perfect for her widowed mom (Kellie Martin), she launches a plan to set the two up, starting by tricking her mom into hiring him as the new nanny. Loosely based on Brothers Grimm story "The Frog King."

Husk (9pm, Syfy) - A weekend trip goes awry for a group of friends when crows force their car off the road and into a creepy cornfield where horror awaits them. Starring Wes Chatham, Devon Graye.

48 Hours Mystery (10pm, CBS) - In part 1 of 2 parts, the 2009 shooting death of celebrity dog trainer Mark Stover in his Washington home is investigated.

Saturday Night Live (11:30pm, NBC) - Dana Carvey is the host and Linkin Park is the musical guest.

Cops & Coyotes (8pm, Discovery) - Three back-to-back episodes of a docu-series looking at the smuggling of aliens across the U.S. - Mexican border.

UFC Fight for the Troops (9pm, Spike) - A broadcast of the mixed martial arts benefit for the Intrepid Fallen Heroes Fund, which takes place tonight at Fort Hood, Texas (the first benefit, which raised more than $4 million dollars, was in Fayetteville). The IFHC is trying to finance a traumatic-brain-injury treatment center for the U.S. Military.

Backyard Wedding (9pm, Hallmark) - A new Hallmark movie about a medical school graduate (Alicia Witt, "Law & Order: Criminal Intent") who returns to her childhood home to plan her backyard wedding. Her ex-husband and former neighbor (Teddy Sears) is also in town, and his presence forces her to reconsider her current relationship just days before the wedding. Also stars Ryan Bittle, Frances Fisher and Markie Post.

Austin City Limits (Midnight, UNC-TV) - Alternative rockers Sonic Youth perform songs from their 2009 "Eternal" album, and The Black Keys, a blues-rock duo, sing tracks from the 2010 "Brothers" album.

Change of Plans (8pm, Fox) - A childless married couple (Brooke White, Joe Flanigan) find their lives dramatically changed when they become the legal guardians of four orphaned children, three of whom were previously adopted from third-world countries. Randy Jackson and NASCAR's Jeff Burton have cameos.

Perfectly Prudence (9pm, Hallmark) - A follow-up to the 2008 movie "Dear Prudence," which advice guru Prudence McCoy (Jane Seymour) tries to protect her TV show from producers who want to revamp her image. One of the producers turns out to be an old flame (Joe Lando), and the other charms her naive daughter (Katie Flynn).

Celebrity Ghost Stories (9pm, Bio) - Ghostly encounters from John Schneider, Cheri Oteri, and Corbin Bernsen.

Saturday Night Live (11:30pm, NBC) - Jim Carrey is the first host of 2011 and the musical guest is Black Keys. It's only Carrey's second time hosting the show. Can that be right?

Austin City Limits (Midnight, UNC-TV) - The Monsters of Folk supergroup (My Morning Jacket's Jim James, Bright Eyes' Conor Oberst and Mike Mogis, and M. Ward) perform selections from their 2009 album.

The Wizard of Oz (7pm, TNT) - The classic story of a Kansas girl's adventures in a magical fantasy world starring Judy Garland, Ray Bolger, Jack Haley, and Bert Lahr. Repeats at 9:15pm.

Miracle on 34th Street (8pm, AMC) - Edmund Gwenn (left) won an Oscar for his portrayal of the ultimate department store Santa who goes on trial to prove he's the real Kriss Kringle. A  true classic also starring Maureen O'Hara and Natalie Wood (left). It doesn't feel like Christmas until you've seen this at least once. Repeats at 10:15pm.

Battle of the Bulbs (8pm, Hallmark) - A new Hallmark movie about neighbors Bob (Daniel Stern) and Stu (Matt Frewer) who launch a Christmas-decorating battle, and it's not long before the competition turns ugly.

WWE Tribute to the Troops (9pm, NBC) - Top wrestlers and divas perform in Fort Hood, Texas, in the WWE's annual tribute to the US Armed forces. Sherri Shepherd and Miss USA will also appear.

Ricky Gervais: Out of England 2 - The Stand-Up Special (10:30pm, HBO) - Ricky Gervais performs at the Chicago Theatre and talks about Noah's ark, the recession, famine in Africa, gay marriage and acts of God.

Pit Bulls and Parolees (10pm, Animal Planet) - Tia's daughters go to New Orleans, where a pit bull that had been tied to a post for days is rescued. Tia also saves an injured pit bull from the side of the road, and parolee Cameron makes a big decision.

Downsized (10pm, WeTV) - Todd learns of a job opportunity that could both hurt and help his family in the first-season finale.

Saturday Night Live (11:30pm, NBC) - Jeff Bridges is the host and Eminem and Lil Wayne are the musical guests.

The Big Bang Theory (8pm, CBS) - The guys borrow Penny's new boyfriend when they enter a costume contest as members of the Justice League.

Gift of the Magi (8pm, Hallmark) - A new Hallmark movie about financially limited newlyweds (Marla Sokoloff, Mark Webber) who plan to buy each other expensive gifts for Christmas, but the sacrifices they make to obtain the items end up putting a strain on their marriage.

Burn Notice (9pm, USA) - Two new episodes tonight marking the end of Season 4. In the first episode, Brennen attempts to blackmail Michael into killing government agents and joins forces with crazy hitman Larry (Tim Matheson, right) to strengthen his strategy. Then, a tactical assault team descend on Miami to come after Michael and his loved ones, forcing Michael to take drastic action to keep everyone safe.

Larry King Live (9pm, CNN) - It's the last one. It's as good a time as any to watch.

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (10pm, FX) - In the one-hour Season 6 finale, the gang sets out to discover the joy of Christmas. Their holiday adventure includes a sleigh full of stolen toys, childhood videos, naked elves, and a bloody encounter with Santa Claus.

Brad Meltzer's Decoded (10pm, History) - A theory that the Statue of Liberty contains secret symbols put there by members of the illuminati secret society is explored.

Three Wise Women (8pm, Hallmark) - A hospital administrator (Amy Huberman) is visited by her past and future selves at the behest of her guardian angel (Hugh O'Connor). Their visits are designed to help her realize she's about to marry the wrong man.

I Want a Dog for Christmas, Charlie Brown (8pm, ABC) - Linus and Lucy's little brother, ReRun, tries to avoid the Van Pelt family's holiday nuttiness by hanging with Snoopy and his own sibling, the desert-dwelling Spike. Based on previously published comic strips by Charles S. Schulz.

The Biggest Loser (9pm, NBC) - The winner of the $250,000 prize is determined in the Season 10 finale, and eliminated players return to weigh in for the $100,000 at-home prize.

The Good Wife (10pm, CBS) - Alicia tries to get a stay of execution for a death row inmate as Peter prepares for his first debate in the state's attorney race.

Gordon Ramsay's Ultimate Christmas (10pm, BBC America) - At home with this family, Chef Gordon Ramsay prepares roast turkey, pork-apricot-and-pistachio stuffing and cranberry-apple sauce n the premiere of this instructional cooking series.

The Santa Incident (8pm, Hallmark) - In a new Hallmark movie, Santa's sleigh is shot down by Homeland Security and a nurse (Ione Skye) takes in Santa (James Cosmo) while he recovers from the fall and deals with the FBI.

Community (8pm, NBC) - Abed goes on a quest to find the real meaning of Christmas after he awakens in stop-motion animation. Jeff and Britta, worried about Abed's mental state, seek help from Professor Duncan. The whole group eventually undergo hypnosis to join Abed in his world.

The Office (9pm, NBC) - It's a Christmas miracle for Michael when his office nemesis, Toby, takes a leave of absence and his lost love Holly (Amy Ryan) returns to Scranton to fill in. Also, Jim and Dwight have a snowball fight.

Barbara Walters: Oprah, the Next Chapter (9pm, ABC) - Oprah Winfrey reviews the last 25 years of her life, both personally and professionally, in an interview taped at her home and at Harpo Studios in Chicago. Oprah also discusses her new OWN network and then Barbara makes her cry.

Fringe (9pm, Fox) - A case of a person having his heart removed sets of a sting of bizarre events.

Mentalist (10pm, CBS) - A Santa is murdered (that's a Santa, not the Santa) and the team investigates a Santa society while Jane goes undercover in an Alcoholics Anonymous group.

Also on tonight: Caroline helps Tyler prepare for his first werewolf transformation on 'Vampire Diaries' (8pm, CW), Jack's parents (Elaine Stritch, Alan Alda) visit for Christmas on '30 Rock' (8:30pm, NBC), and 'The Apprentice' (10pm, NBC) ends its dreadful season.