Any given day, the most entertaining stories often are not on the front page. For example, page 3A of today's paper has this gem about brothels in Nevada struggling because high fuel prices are cutting down on business from truck drivers. The story identifies one such establishment that's offering a special to customers who pay using their recently issued government stimulus checks -- which reminded me of an amusingly tasteless video that hit my inbox a while back, courtesy of my buddy Eddie.
(Moderately NSFW.)