Keeping up with the Kardashians (8:30pm, E!) - This is a rerun of last season's finale, where Khloe Kardashian finds out that her boyfriend Rashad McCants (that's right -- former UNC basketball player Rashad McCants) is cheating on her bigtime while they are living in different cities, and she dumps him. Need more Rashad and Khloe? Watch Rashad meet the Kardashians and then grocery shop and bake cupcakes with Khloe (which really means they throw batter on each other and lick it off). The Kardashians return to E! in August.

The Closer (9pm, TNT) - First things first: Kitty is alive. Things looked a little dicey for Kitty at the end of last week's episode, but Kitty is alive and receiving medical treatment on tonight's show. Oh yeah, and Brenda looks into the kidnapping of a greedy financier.

Jon & Kate Plus Eight (9pm, TLC) - Another television crossover, another freebie for the Gosselins. The guys from "American Chopper" visit and build custom bikes for Jon and Kate. Will they get eight little sidecars?

Cake Boss (10pm, TLC) - You have to see tonight's cake-hatin' Bridezilla to believe it.

Million Dollar Password (8pm, CBS) - Chelsea Handler and Jeff Garlin are the celebrity contestants in the updated "Password" game show, hosted by Regis Philbin.

True Blood (9pm, HBO) - In the season 2 premiere, a dead body
is discovered and the residents of Bon Temps worry that another
murderer could be on the loose. Golden Globe (and Oscar) winner Anna Paquin stars. 

Law & Order: Criminal Intent (9pm, USA) - It's a Jeff Goldblum episode! Wheeler and Nichols investigate the Olympic Site Selection Committee. Don't worry, Goldblum will make that interesting.

In Plain Sight (10pm, USA) - Yet another solid USA show. Mary and Marshall (right), Federal agents who work with the Witness Relocation Program, suspect that a new witness could be involved in a string of murders. Laura Prepon guest stars.

Hammertime (10pm, A&E) - The new reality series following the mundane life of Stanley Burrell, also known as MC Hammer. Back-to-back episodes tonight.

Kings (8pm, NBC) - If anyone is still watching "Kings," Jack and David go to Gath to shore up a peace treaty.

Harper's Island (9pm, ABC) - If anyone is still watching "Harper's Island," the surviving wedding party members discover a series of tunnels on the island and search for Madison.

Pushing Daisies (10pm, ABC) - If anyone is still watching "Pushing Daisies," tonight is the series finale -- which is criminal for a show this fanstastic. In the last installment, titled "Kerplunk," Ned and Olive and Emerson go undercover to solve the murder of a member of a synchronized swimming duo, The Aquadolls (Nora Dunn, Wendy Malick). To help with the case, Vivian and Lily (Ellen Greene and Swoosie Kurtz, above) reunite as the Darling Mermaid Darlings. The episode was filmed before producers knew the show had been cancelled, so don't expect much closure. The episode originally had a huge cliffhanger for the character Chuck (Anna Friel), but was reworked a bit in post production. Still. We're not happy.

Goode Family (8:30pm, ABC) - ABC moved this from Wednesdays to Fridays to get that big ratings bump from "Surviving Suburbia" at 8pm (which is not renewed for next season). Tonight the well-intentioned family hires some Latino gardeners to help with their organic garden after Helen hurts her back, only to discover they have unknowingly exploited the workers. 

Masters of Reception (10pm, TLC) - The series opener of a new reality series following Robert and Jerry Frungillo, brothers who have been running a New Jersey wedding/catering company for over 30 years. Managing four separate facilities, the Frungillos can host up to ten weddings a day, so there's potential for lots of drama. The show is produced by Kelly Ripa and Mark Conseulos. And you know the vibe you get watching the Manzo family  run The Brownstone on Bravo's "Real Housewives of New Jersey?" Ripa says this is different.

20/20 (10pm, ABC) - Talk about strange bedfellows: "20/20" interviews both Adam Lambert ("American Idol") and Glenn Beck (Fox News) on the same show.

Jimmy Kimmel Live: Game Night (8pm, ABC) - Kimmel's NBA Finals special tonight features Jack Black and Michael Cera (left), stars of the upcoming movie "Year One." Game 4 between the Lakers and Magic to follow at 9pm.

Burn Notice (9pm, USA) - A detective finds Michael's stash of explosives, so he has to scramble to hide it all before she gets a search warrant. We're pretty sure Michael has a clever trick for hiding weapons in a hurry. All of this while Sam and Fi help him locate a kidnapping victim. 

Royal Pains (10pm, USA) - This is a fun new summer series, so if you missed the premiere last week just read Adrienne's review and jump in tonight. Hank (right) treats a retired ballerina who eats till she collapses, and Jill loses funding for her free clinic. 

Naked Science (10pm, NGC) - National Geographic Channel's "Twister Outbreak" examines an off-season outbreak of tornados in February 2008 when 87 twisters swept across nine states killing 57 people.

Late Show with David Letterman (11:35pm, CBS) - Letterman isn't rolling over for Conan. Tonight he has Denzel Washington, the Jonas Brothers, and Regis Philbin doing the Top Ten List. 

So You Think You Can Dance (8pm, Fox) - The top 20 dancers perform.

Top Chef Masters (10pm, Bravo) - A spinoff of "Top Chef" in which 24 master chefs compete to win $100,000 for charity. Tonight features Hubert Keller, Christopher Lee, Tim Love, and Michael Schlow.

E! True Hollywood Story (10pm, E!) - Cancer fighter Patrick Swayze (right) is the focus of E!'s latest bio show. A&E has not renewed Swayze's cop drama "The Beast."

The Unusuals (10pm, ABC) - Walsh and Shraeger investigate the homicide of a drug-store owner who was shot while running naked down the street. Delahoy finally gets an MRI to check the status of his brain tumor.

Mental (8pm, Fox) - The late David Carradine (left) stars as an author/professor who ends up in a catatonic state after being struck by lightning. Jack tries to bring him back using a risky and unorthodox treatment.  You can watch a short clip of Carradine on "Mental."

Real Housewives of New Jersey (10pm, Bravo) - Speaking of mental patients, Danielle's relationship with her boyfriend crumbles, and a birthday lunch deteriorates into a monumental cat fight. Could this be the episode where Teresa flips over a table and tries to strangle Danielle with her bare hands? 

Little Couple (10pm, TLC) - Back-to-back episodes of the reality series chroncling the lives of little people Jen and Bill. Tonight, Jen and Bill shop for their first home, celebrate their first wedding anniversary, and stress out over medical bills.

Jon & Kate Plus 8 (9pm, TLC) - Emeril Lagasse shows up to give the family cooking lessons.

The Closer (9pm, TNT) - The season five premiere is strong, folks. The Major Crimes Division works the gruesome execution style murder of a family, which weighs particularly heavily on Lt. Sanchez. Also, Lt. Provenza is going through a personal crisis (an affair of the heart, it seems), and Kitty is sick. You might want to have a tissue handy -- I cried three separate times.

Kathy Griffin: My Life on the D-List (10pm, Bravo) - Season five finds Kathy "trying out" a life on the A-List and working connections to get a Grammy nomination. Most of the episode centers around the first victim of Kathy's A-List education -- Bette Midler. Midler, who entertains Kathy while doing her big show in Las Vegas, was a pretty good sport even though it often seemed she wanted to be somewhere else (or with someone else).

Weeds (10pm, Showtime) - Season five premiere for "Weeds" also. Nancy ponders her relationship with Mexican crime boss Esteban. 

Nurse Jackie ( 10:30pm, Showtime) - A new black comedy starring Edie Falco as a New York City ER nurse with a painkiller addition.

The Tony Awards (8pm, CBS) - Neil Patrick Harris hosts the 63rd annual Tony Awards show. There will be live performances from the nominated musicals, but an even better reason to tune is because NPH is legen ... wait for it ... dary. The play "Billy Elliott" leads with 15 nominations.

Gene Simmons Family Jewels (9pm, A&E) - In this season four premiere -- season four? really?? -- Sophie wants a simple 16th birthday party but Gene goes overboard.

Kendra (10pm, E!) - A new reality series starring Hugh Hefner's former girlfriend, Kendra Wilkinson. In the opener, Playboy Bunny Kendra is released into the wild and must adapt to life outside the mansion.

Army Wives (10pm, Lifetime) - The third season opens with a search for Emmalin, who has run off to get married. Meanwhile, Denise is dealing with the aftermath of her affair. 

Come Dance at My Wedding (9pm, Hallmark) - A new Hallmark movie with Brooke Nevin as a dance instructor who meets her estranged father, played by the very finely-aged John Schneider (left) just weeks before her wedding. Roma Downey also stars.

The Locator (9pm, WE) - The last two episodes of season two air tonight. In the finale, Troy Dunn helps a woman locate the son she gave up for adoption 22 years ago when she was a pregnant teenager.

Pushing Daisies (10pm, ABC) - The next-to-last episode may give us some closure as far as Emerson Cod's (Chi McBride, right) search for his long-lost daughter, Penny. Gina Torres guest stars as Penny's no-good mama. David Arquette returns as Randy Mann, romancer of our beloved Olive Snook (Kristin Chenoweth). Will Ned continue to be jealous of Olive's affection for Randy? We hope so!!