Bones (8pm, Fox) - Brennan makes a deal with a celebrity professor (David Alan Grier) to be her new intern after he inquires about hosting his children's science show from the Jeffersonian. Also, a dismembered corpse is identified as a bounty hunter, and the team find they're not the only ones looking for a fugitive who is wanted for murder.
30 Rock (8:30pm, NBC) - In this episode, performed live, Liz Lemon fumes during show night when the "TGS" gang all forget that it's her 40th birthday. Meanwhile, Tracy concludes that it's hilarious whenever an actor breaks character and laughs, so he does that all night long. And Jack has trouble in his efforts to stop drinking during Avery's pregnancy. The "30 Rock" cast will perform the show live for a second time tonight for the west coast audience.
The Office (9pm, NBC) - Convinced he has herpes, Michael contacts his former girlfriends -- Holly (Amy Ryan), Jan (Melora Hardin), Carol (Nancy Carell), Donna (Amy Pietz), and Helene (Linda Purl). Andy conducts a sex-ed class in the office in a ploy to win over Erin.
The Vanilla Ice Project (9pm, DIY) - A new reality show featuring rapper Vanilla Ice renovating a home in Palm Beach, Florida. A second episode airs at 9:30. Will it be as good at the "Adam Carolla Project" (with the same premise) from a few years ago on TLC. The review.
Private Practice (10pm, ABC) - Dell's orphaned daughter Betsey (Hailey Sole) arrives, stirring up emotions at the clinic. Also, Pete and Amelia disagree about surgery for a pregnant woman who's experiencing excruciating chronic pain.
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (10pm, Bravo) - Same story, different city. Tonight is the first episode.