Splash (8pm, ABC) - A new series featuring "celebrities" in a diving competition. (Okay, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar is famous, but the rest of these people are a stretch.)
NCIS (8pm, CBS) - The wife of a marine, who specialized in K-9 bomb detection, urges the NCIS team to investigate her husband's recent death in Afghanistan.
Inside the Actors Studio (8pm, Bravo) - Actress and writer Tina Fey discusses her career with James Lipton.
The Mindy Project (9:30pm, Fox) - Mindy has a terrible birthday when her friends and coworkers accidentally screw up her party, but things go from bad to worse when she winds up in a fight with a new group of revelers she just happened to meet.
Justified (10pm, FX) - Boyd teams with the Detroit mob to try to stop Raylan and Drew Thompson from leaving Harlan.
Real Husbands of Hollywood (10pm, BET) - In the Season 1 finale, Boris and Duane have a double date with their wives. It's double trouble for Kevin as well, as he takes in a night with twins -- but things quickly go downhill, courtesy of Nick Cannon.
Smash (10pm, NBC) - We get "Smash" and "Splash" on the same night. Aren't we lucky…. Tonight, Tom, Karen, Julia and Derek adapt to a new environment, where clashes arise.
Golden Boy (10pm, CBS) - Owen takes a special interest in a murder investigation when the victim also turns out to be the brother of a confidential informant who was killed a few years ago.
Pioneers of Television (8pm, UNC-TV) - The Season 3 premiere spotlights female comedians, including stand-ups Phyllis Diller and Joan Rivers, and sitcom stars like Lucille Ball, Marla Gibbs, Mary Tyler Moore and Betty White. Also, Carol Burnett shares stories about her variety show, and there is commentary from Margaret Cho and Tina Fey.
Since their inception, the 'Housewives' reality shows have been rife for parody. All that fussing and fighting, pretending to be rich and classy, and the fact that most of them aren't even housewives --- they're comedy gold.