I don't even know what to say about this, but looks like former UNC basketball star Rashad McCants is trying to follow in the footsteps of fellow Tar Heel Rick Fox and branch out into acting. In a new project, McCants plays the bisexual, cross-dressing ring leader of a group of shoplifters. The web series, called "Booster Club," is also co-exec produced by the athlete and stars former adult film actress Traci Lords. The trailer just says "Coming Soon." If you're interested in watching, I'd start with checking out the youtube channel for KingColdTrane.

The clip below is NOT suitable for work (or little kids, or anyone with taste).

As a starter on North Carolina’s 2005 national championship team, swingman Rashad McCants earned the reputation as an athletic scorer, a determined winner — and a moody player.

The latter is a stigma that followed him to the NBA, and that he thinks has helped keep him unsigned this offseason, despite the fact that he has averaged 10 points, 2 rebounds and 1.3 assists over four pro seasons.

Keeping up with the Kardashians (8:30pm, E!) - This is a rerun of last season's finale, where Khloe Kardashian finds out that her boyfriend Rashad McCants (that's right -- former UNC basketball player Rashad McCants) is cheating on her bigtime while they are living in different cities, and she dumps him. Need more Rashad and Khloe? Watch Rashad meet the Kardashians and then grocery shop and bake cupcakes with Khloe (which really means they throw batter on each other and lick it off). The Kardashians return to E! in August.

The Closer (9pm, TNT) - First things first: Kitty is alive. Things looked a little dicey for Kitty at the end of last week's episode, but Kitty is alive and receiving medical treatment on tonight's show. Oh yeah, and Brenda looks into the kidnapping of a greedy financier.

Jon & Kate Plus Eight (9pm, TLC) - Another television crossover, another freebie for the Gosselins. The guys from "American Chopper" visit and build custom bikes for Jon and Kate. Will they get eight little sidecars?

Cake Boss (10pm, TLC) - You have to see tonight's cake-hatin' Bridezilla to believe it.

Monday's photo-op at The White House made me think of a different UNC press conference, one more important to the health of the program but not quite as formal.

Matt Doherty's "resignation" in April 2003: