Killer Mountain (9pm, Syfy) - Mountain climbers are dispatched to rescue a missing expedition, and the team finds the mystical Shangri-La along with the site's monstrous protector.

William & Catherine: A Royal Romance (9pm, Hallmark) - An original movie recounting the romance between Prince William (Dan Amboyer) and Kate Middleton (Alice St. Clair), starting with their introduction as students at St. Andrews University. Jane Alexander plays Queen Elizabeth, Victor Garber plays Prince Charles (Prince Charles wishes!), and Jean Smart plays Camilla Parker Bowles.

Oddities (9:30pm, Discovery) - Three new episodes tonight, starting with one featuring a spooky lamp and a bone collector with an articulated rooster. In the 10:30 episode, Korn singer Jonathan Davis asks Mike and Evan to find vintage embalming equipment.

Pit Boss (10pm, Animal Planet) - In the Season 3 finale, a bitter argument between Shorty and Sebastian creates some tense moments, but the confrontation may be the last straw at Shorty's Rescue for the latter, who, along with Ronald, has landed an acting job that's hard to refuse.

Rock and Roll Fantasy Camp (10pm, VH1 Classic) - Paul Stanley from KISS teaches the campers, and all three bands perform an acoustic show at the Gibson Showroom in Beverly Hills.

The best I can tell, there are two Royal Wedding camps: the Don't Want to Miss a Thing Camp and the Don't Give a Rat's Behind Camp. This post is for the first one.

If you're into the wedding festivities, you've no doubt already been gorging yourself on the multitude of "behind the scenes" specials examining how Prince William and Kate Middleton met, how Kate compares as a human being to Princess Diana, speculation on dress, headgear, and cake choices, the number of butterflies used to pollinate the flowers in the bridesmaids' bouquets, and so on.

All that's left is deciding where to park yourself for the big event.

Here's your guide.