As per Matthew Weiner's instructions regarding a potential review of Sunday night's two-hour Season 5 premiere of "Mad Men" on AMC, there's not an awful lot I'm allowed to tell you.
Things I specifically can't tell you:
- I can't tell you what year Season 5 is set in, though it has already been spoiled by many outlets that "Mad Men" creator Weiner removed a Dusty Springfield song called "The Look of Love" from the episode because it was pointed out by some critics that the song was not released during the timeframe of the episode. So if you Sherlocks want to know the year badly enough, Google away. (Season 4 took place in 1965.)

A very wise man once said, "You people are not watching enough television. It is your job. The shows and the ads."
"It's the end of the world." The word gets out that Sterling Cooper Draper Pryce has lost Lucky Strike, and everyone at the agency is shaken in Season 4, Episode 11. Don vows that things will be OK, but nobody is sure that the agency will survive.
Secrets come out and secrets stay hidden in Season 4, Episode 10. Don, Roger, Lane and Pete see their worlds start to crumble. And at least three of them engage in stunning displays of spinelessness. The one who shows some backbone is most surprising.
When the Japanese executives of the Honda motorcycle company come in seeking a presentation from the agency as it prepares to make a car, he reads a seminal anthropology book called "The Chrysanthemum and the Sword" (also the episode's title). He asks his date (Bethany) to teach him how to use chopsticks, and he tries a new kind of alcohol, sake. He is also a man who knows to zag when his rivals expect him to zig. And, like the Japanese, he does not like hearing criticism or advice.