The Bachelor (8pm, ABC) - The eleven remaining women (including Emily O'Brien from Chapel Hill and Blakeley Shea from Charlotte) travel to Puerto Rico where nine of them play baseball. Blakeley is pictured here with Ben Flajnik. Also, one woman has Ben to herself for a tour of Old San Juan and another goes yachting. And there's taunting from one of the women. Or, I should say, more taunting.

House (8pm, Fox) - A teen Jane Doe needs surgery that requires adult consent. House and Adams debate whether to call Social Services until her mother shows up. Also, House threatens to exploit Foreman's relationship with a married woman.

Pretty Little Liars (8pm, ABC Family) - Hanna believes her pals are acting chilly toward her because of her stance on Caleb. Meanwhile, Emily has high hopes for her mom's visit to town.

Alcatraz (9pm, Fox) - A bank robber from the past causes mayhem in the present and puts Rebecca in a difficult position.

Cake Boss: Next Great Baker (9pm, TLC) - In the Season 2 finale, Marissa, Nadine and Ryan battle for the top spot, which includes a $100,000 prize, a feature in Brides magazine and a chance to work at Carlo's Bakery.

Being Human (9pm, Syfy) - Aidan goes on a date with a human while he is cut off from his blood supply. Also, Sally delves into reincarnation and Josh and Nora get ready for their second change together.

How I Met Your Mother (8pm, CBS) - The friends recall their memories of Hurricane Irene and Barney tries to get out of wearing the ducky tie.

2 Broke Girls (8:30pm, CBS) - Granted this show has flaws (the racial stereotypes at the diner are beyond tiresome) but sometimes it's very funny. It's worth checking out, with fingers crossed they eventually burn down that diner and start fresh. Tonight, Max and Caroline (left) take an apartment-cleaning job to make extra cash, not realizing it's the apartment of a hoarder.

House (9pm, Fox) - A well-respected man (Jamie Bamber) collapses mysteriously, and while treating him the team discovers that he has been hiding secrets. Naturally. Meanwhile, Chase and Taub rejoin the team.

Bored to Death (9pm, HBO) - Jonathan and George try couseling to mend their relationship, but Jonathan thinks he might have better luck by investigating a rival's business practices. Meanwhile, Ray finds himself with an embarrassment of romantic riches.

Give Me the Banjo (9pm, UNC-TV) - A re-airing of the history of the banjo narrated by Steve Martin and hosted by Roseanne Cash.

Castle (10pm, ABC) - Castle, Esposito and Ryan go to Atlantic City to solve the murder of a New Jersey casino owner who was found in an abandoned New York City warehouse. While there, they have a bachelor party for Ryan.

Prohibition (8pm, UNC-TV) - Part 2 of 3 examines the problems that the Volstead Act and prohibition caused, including a possible increase in alcoholism due to women frequenting the illicit speakeasies that replaced male-only saloons; adulterated liquor that poisons some drinkers; and civil rights violations by overzealous federal agents anxious to make arrests. Despite the public's growing opposition to the ban, few politicians dare speak out against it due to the political might of the Anti-Saloon league.

Terra Nova (8pm, Fox) - Jim and Taylor try to save the colony from a legion of pterosaurs. Meanwhile, Elizabeth learns that a former flame is also living in Terra Nova, and Skye tries to help Josh adjust to his new home.

How I Met Your Mother (8pm, CBS) - Robin gets therapy by order of the court when she assaults a woman out to sabotage Barney's relationship, and Ted gets overly involved in Lily's pregnancy.

House (9pm, Fox) - Season 8 opens a year after House drove his car into Cuddy's house, and he's in jail paying for his crime. While there, he tries to diagnose a fellow inmate, which causes problems for a clinic physician (Odette Annable). Meanwhile, when a prison gang leader threatens House, the doctor must seek the assitance of another inmate (Jaleel White). Read more here.

Girl Fight (9pm, Lifetime) - A 16-year-old girl is beaten up by fellow high school students and a tape of the attack soon surfaces on the Internet. Based on a true story and starring Anne Heche and James Tupper.

Introducing Scotty McCreery (9pm, Great American Country) - A half-hour documentary profiling "American Idol" winner Scotty McCreery. Much of the footage was filmed in Garner this summer.

Castle (10pm, ABC) - Castle and Beckett learn about life-extension science and how far people will go for the fountains of youth when they investigate a possible homicide in which there's no body.

Playboy Club (10pm, NBC) - A new Bunny is hired at the club, but she has a hidden agenda. Meanwhile, Maureen gets to know John Bianchi.

"House" fans all remember last season's stunning finale: the good (and very jealous) doctor ramming his car straight into Cuddy's house while she hosted a dinner party with a potential new boyfriend inside. Oh yeah, and Wilson in the car with him.

Finally, House had gone too far and we all knew there had to be real consequences this time. Sure enough, the new season (premiering tonight at 9 p.m. on Fox) opens a year later with Dr. House paying for his crimes in prison.

This out-of-pocket episode isn't as amazing as the Season 6 opener with House in a mental institution, but few things in life are. Still, it's a solid episode that gives us a chance to see House being House, but in an environment where a bit of the cocky swagger has been zapped.
 

Dancing with the Stars (8pm, ABC) - The tenth and final performance show of the season, and it's only one hour long!

House (8pm, Fox) - In the seventh season finale, House does something odd (even for him) which could alter his relationships with Wilson and Cuddy for good. FYI, Lisa Edelstein (Cuddy) is not returning next season.

The Bachelorette (9pm, ABC) - Dental student Ashley Hebert (right), Brad Womack's second runner-up (also known as "the real winner in that situation"), meets 25 potential husbands. Among them, a butcher, a fellow dentist, a masked man and a guy she already knows. We've scanned the bios and don't see any obvious North Carolina connections, but we'll monitor the episode tonight just in case -- solely for potential news value.

The Chicago Code (9pm, Fox) - In the series finale (what a shame), Teresa gets a return visit from FBI agent Cuyler (Adam Arkin), and Jarek is determined to resolve some lingering issues that have plagued the Wysockis. Meanwhile, Teresa and Jarek play all their cards in their case against Gibbons.

The Event (9pm, NBC) - In the series finale, Martinez and Peel are immersed in a power struggle with Jarvis and unbeknownst to them, Sophia. Also, Sean, Vicky, Sterling and Simon race to stop the dispersion of the virus, while Leila battles for her life and the portal begins to cool.

House (8pm, Fox) - Cuddy's mother (Candice Bergen, left with Lisa Edelstein) considers filing a malpractice suit against the hospital (why doesn't this happen more often on this show?!), which could put her daughter's and House's medical licenses in jeopardy. Meanwhile, luck runs out for a partially paralyzed lottery winner (Donal Logue, 'Terriers').

Chuck (8pm, NBC) - Chuck puts spying on hold to enjoy his bachelor party, but the bash takes surprising turns thanks to some surprising guests.

Chicago Code (9pm, Fox) - Teresa and Jarek face a big setback in their war against Gibbons when a crooked city official gets acquitted by a deadlocked jury. They look into the situation and find not only jury tampering, but other misdeeds as well.

Castle (10pm, ABC) - Antics move to Los Angeles, as Beckett goes rogue to pursue a suspect in her former partner's murder. Castle tags along and the two visit the movie set of "Heat Wave," where the cast proves to be helpful in breaking open the case.

Nurse Jackie (10pm, Showtime) - Akalitus is in an uproar as workers from the archdiocese remove her religious statues, and a pushy new temp nurse (Gbenga Akinnagbe, 'The Wire') makes his presence known in the ER.

Hawaii Five-0 (10pm, CBS) - A famous fashion photographer (Rick Springfield) who is in Hawaii to shoot a sports magazine's annual swimsuit issue is murdered. Detectives should really lock down the whereabouts of Jessie.

Civil Warriors (8pm, National Geographic Channel) - A three-hour special that uses interviews with descendants to tell the stories of their ancestors' roles in the Civil War.

House (8pm, Fox) - Thirteen reappears and it seems she has just been released from prison. Naturally, House devotes his energy to finding out how she landed there.

Law & Order: Los Angeles (9pm, NBC) - A revamped 'LOLA' returns with two back-to-back new episodes. The first episode involves violence at a quinceañera that leaves multiple people dead, and the second episode has detectives investigating a deadly home invasion. Here's what we know about the revamp: Skeet Ulrich (right) is leaving the show and will be "written out" during tonight's first episode. Expect sadness. Regina Hall, who played a deputy DA, will also exit in that episode. Alfred Molina's character leaves the DA's office to return to the streets as a detective, so he and Terrence Howard (deputy DA) will appear in each episode instead of alternating. Also worth noting, Tim DeKay ('White Collar') guest stars in tonight's second episode.

Being Human (US) (9pm, Syfy) - In the Season 1 finale, Josh and Sally try to save Aiden following Bishop's attack, and Nora learns the truth about Josh. Also, we find out how Aidan and Josh met.

American Experience: The Great Famine (9pm, UNC-TV) - The U.S. efforts to help Soviet Russia survive a famine in the early 1920s are recalled. Herbert Hoover (then the American Relief Administration chairman) championed the effort, sending almost 300 relief workers to Russia. The documentary includes archival footage and photos and interviews with survivors and historians.

Castle (10pm, ABC) - A star swimmer with Olympic dreams is found dead in a pool and crime novelists Michael Connelly and Dennis Lehane appear as themselves to help Castle dissect the complex case over a game of poker.

The United States of Tara (10:30pm, Showtime) - Between college and planning Charmaine's baby shower, Tara reaches a breaking point and transitions, which sets off a battle for control among her alters.

The Bachelor (8pm, ABC) - Tonight's the night Brad Womack gives out his final rose, and it better be to Charlotte's Emily Maynard if he knows what's good for him. Whatever happens, there promises to be lots of drama before the final rose ceremony. 'The Bachelor: After the Final Rose" special airs immediately following this at 10pm. In the meantime, catch up on all of our 'Bachelor'/Emily Maynard coverage.

The Best of Laugh-In (8pm, UNC-TV) - A special featuring memorable clips from the variety show, "Rowan  & Martin's Laugh-In," which ran from 1968-1973.

House (8pm, Fox) - A bullfighter is admitted after being attacked by a bull, but House is away from the hospital, reeling from his Cuddy breakup.

The Chicago Code (9pm, Fox) - Jarek and Caleb try to track down a drug supplier whose merchandise put a wealthy family's son in a coma, and the investigation leads to the discovery of a complex murder.

The Event (9pm, NBC) - Martinez reasserts control following the attack in Alaska, and Sophia learns about Thomas' rampage. Meanwhile, Michael leaves Leila with a friend (Gabrielle Carteris) while he hunts Thomas.

Stargate Universe (10pm, Syfy) - In the season's second episode, Eli may have found a way home, but Rush believes the plan could go catastrophically wrong.

Lizard Lick Towing (10pm, truTV) - Ron and Amy host what TV Guide calls a "pig roast," but we all know they have a pig-pickin'. At the pig-pickin', a guest's car needs to be repossessed. Also, Amy's water breaks while Ron is away.

The Event (8pm, NBC) - I had almost forgotten about this show. You can thank the cancelation of 'The Cape' for its return. If you're still paying attention, tonight the president and his chief of staff order the intelligence community to decrypt Thomas' satellite message and a surprise attack by Thomas is handled by Blake in a heroic standoff. Also, a new Alaskan senator threatens to reveal information about the Mt. Inostranka detention facility on "Hardball with Chris Matthews."

The Bachelor: The Women Tell All (8pm, ABC) - It's the night when all the rejects get together and scrap. Might be interesting to watch just to see how Crazy Michelle tries to pretend like it was editing that made her look crazy all season.

House (8pm, Fox) - A bombshell that hits Cuddy causes her to rethink her priorities and distracts House as the team tries to diagnose a troubled team with mysterious scars. There's a dream sequence choreographed by Mia Michaels of 'So You Think You Can Dance,' so I guess you know what that means...

He Loves Me (9pm, Lifetime) - A new Lifetime movie in which a Seattle woman (Heather Locklear) tries to save her marriage despite her husband's infidelities. We've got a review.

The Chicago Code (9pm, Fox) - A teenager's murder in Chinatown is investigated, and Teresa tries to get the locals to cooperate while Gibbons works on making  headway with the area's unofficial mayor.

Being Human (9pm, Syfy) - Really enjoying this show. Tonight, Sally meets some ghosts in an old, vacant part of the hospital, and Aiden helps a boy who is being bullied. Also, Nora and Josh continue their awkward courtship, and Rebecca resurfaces (I could do without Rebecca).

All About Aubrey (10pm, Oxygen) - A new reality series about singer Aubrey O'Day, the former vocalist for the female group Danity Kane. O'Day attempts to launch a solo career. Learn more from our review.

How I Met Your Mother (8pm, CBS) - Zoey arranges a date for Ted with her cousin, played by Katy Perry. Meanwhile, Ted realizes he has feelings for Zoey and tells his friends he needs an intervention.

House (8pm, Fox) - When Cuddy's mother (Candice Bergen) is is admitted to the hospital, she won't let House treat her. But the team does anyway, and discovers secrets she and her other daughter (Paula Marshall) kept from Cuddy. The case's ethical issues bother Masters more than usual.

The Bachelor (8pm, ABC) - Brad and the remaining eight women go to Costa Rica, where Brad asks Emily about the timetable for meeting her daughter in Charlotte.

AfriCOBRA (8:30pm, TV Land) - A tribute to the art and artists of AfriCOBRA narrated by Phylicia Rashad. The half-hour documentary will be available on TVLand.com after it airs tonight.

Being Human (9pm, Syfy) - Josh befriends a werewolf who doesn't like vampires, and Rebecca seeks Aiden's help to evade the controlling vampire clan.

The Chicago Code (9pm, Fox) - The series opener of this new ensemble crime drama about Chicago cops comes from the makers of "The Shield." Unlike the cops in "The Shield," these officers are fighting corruption, not participating in it. Stars Jennifer Beals, Jason Clarke, and Delroy Lindo. This is definitely one to check out. Adrienne has a full review. 

Harry's Law (10pm, NBC) - Harry (Kathy Bates) is suspicious of Malcolm and Tommy's camaraderie. Also, Chunhua is attacked near the laundromat, and when her attacker is set free, Damien decides to seek justice.

Castle (10pm, ABC) - A lottery winner's murder  provides a pool of jealous suspects for Castle and Beckett to investigate. Meanwhile, Martha feels undeserving of an unexpected inheritance.

Lizard Lick Towing (10pm, truTV) - The premiere episode of this new reality show featuring the repo crew from Lizard Lick Towing in Wendell. Tonight, a dangerous tattooed man's car is targeted for repossession.