MasterChef (8pm, Fox) - The remaining 18 contestants create healthy meals for 300 children at a local elementary school (unfortunately, the magician from Raleigh was eliminated last week). Later, Chef Ramsay participates in a mystery-box challenge. I need everyone to watch this so that we can come together as a nation and send negative vibes to Natasha from San Diego each week. Please don't hold her beauty against her. Holding her arrogance against her will be enough.
Beverly Hills Pawn (9pm, Reelz) - A new pawn shop reality series, but this one is fancy. In tonight's opener, the hunt for movie memorabilia leads to a 1950s Aston Martin, dinosaur eggs from "Jurassic Park" and linens (gross) from "The 40-Year-Old Virgin."
Haunted Collector (9pm, Syfy) - In the Season 3 finale, a visit to an antique shop in Florida that ends up having something in common with John's museum. "Paranormal Witness" also ends its season tonight at 10, with the story of a firefighter's widow who fears for the safety of her daughters after unknowingly purchasing a home that once belonged to devil worshipers. Oh, if I had a dollar for every time I unknowingly bought a house that once belonged to devil worshipers...
How to Live With Your Parents For the Rest of Your Life (9:30pm, ABC) - Polly tries to help Natalie fit in at school by arranging a playdate. (I'm actually going to miss this show when it runs out of new episodes. Brad Garrett and Elizabeth Perkins are pretty funny here.)
The Lookout (10pm, ABC) - The ABC news team looks at ways to keep a home from turning into a money pit.
Chef Roblé & Co. (10pm, Bravo) - In the Season 2 opener, chef Roblé Ali and his crew move into a new kitchen and gear up for a summer season of catering high-end parties. Pressure boils over when they organize a Southern tea party for a reality star.
Haunted Collector (9pm, Syfy) - In the second season finale, the team investigates claims of paranormal occurrences in Hawaii, including the Iao Theater in Maui.
Damages (9pm, DirecTV 239) - Season five has some great guest stars -- Ryan Phillippe, Jenna Elfman -- in addition to series regulars Glenn Close and Rose Byrne. But remember, it's only on DirecTV. The new season has a Wikileaks theme: the founder of a controversial website devoted to government and corporate transparency gets sued after his most recent information leak does not go as planned. This leads to a legal showdown between Patty and Ellen.
Flipping Out (9pm, Bravo) - Hooray! Season 5 opens with Jeff Lewis' business booming and changing. Added to the team this year is Gage Edward, Jeff's new head of business affairs who is also Jeff's boyfriend. Tonight, Gage schedules a speaking engagement for Jeff in San Francisco, but troubles mar the trip.
CMT Music Awards (8pm, CMT) - "American Idol" winner Scotty McCreery
clown cookie jar you got from your grandmother? It might actually be haunted.