It may not be "music's biggest night," as the commercials put it, but the Grammy Awards still represent a pretty major deal. So let's see how our local nominees do. There's a preview in Sunday's paper, giving predictions about that; and I'll be live-blogging about the show in this space tonight, so you can see if I have any idea what I'm talking about (here's how the live blog went down last year). Y'all come, and check out photo galleries for the show and the red-carpet arrivals.
5:45 p.m. -- The telecast won't get started for a few hours yet, but we have our first North Carolina result. As expected, Shirley Caesar lost out to Patty Griffin for traditional gospel album. More to come...
5:57 -- On the positive side of the ledger is UNC-Chapel Hill alumnus Lewis Black, who scored the comedy-album Grammy. I'd figured him for a longshot, given the strength of the field -- he was up against Robin Williams, Flight of the Conchords, Kathy Griffin and Margaret Cho.
6:10 -- Well, I clearly don't know nothin' about nothin'. Thanks to Arcade Fire's album-of-the-year nomination, I figured they were a leadpipe cinch to take best alternative album; and if they somehow didn't win, I figured Vampire Weekend would be the one to beat them. Nope, wrong both ways. The Black Keys' "Brothers" takes the trophy. That might have been Durham-based Merge Records' best shot tonight. Dang...
6:35 -- If you ever get nominated for a Grammy, you really don't want me thinking you'll win. My deepest apologies to Bettye LaVette, because Buddy Guy won that category.
6:39 -- Finally! High Point native Fantasia wins female R&B vocal performance, her first-ever Grammy. Bless her heart, she'd been nominated six times in years past without ever winning.
6:42 -- But Monroe native Calvin Richardson's wait continues. As expected, he loses out to John Legend and the Roots. Also no surprise that Legend/Roots take R&B album over Fantasia.
6:47 -- O.K., I'm starting to feel better: Carolina Chocolate Drops win traditional folk album!
6:57 -- No, I didn't think Arcade Fire was going to win rock performance by a duo or group with vocals; but I sure didn't think Black Keys was going to win that one, too. Hard to imagine Arcade Fire has a chance for its last nomination -- album of the year, up against Eminem and Lady Gaga -- but wouldn't it be something if that was the Grammy that Merge won?
7:40 -- The main take-away point from Lady Gaga's pre-Grammy "60 Minutes" interview: Girlfriend's got some mighty strange taste in footwear.
8:02 -- And here we go with the opening of the televised portion, a tribute to Aretha Franklin. With his beret and shades, LL Cool J looks like the maitre di at a bad French restaurant.
8:04 -- Christina Aguilera, et al, are now singing an Aretha medley. She seems to believe that any note worth singing is worth oversinging. Not to mention under and sideways. Martina McBride is stealing the show, however.
8:09 -- Jennifer Hudson just gave Aguilera a run for her money on the oversinging scale. Yolanda Adams, meanwhile, is the embodiment of class and has lapped the field.
8:14 -- Televised greeting from Franklin herself also sounds a classy note. Gee, I'd love to see her live sometime. Er, wait a minute...
8:20 -- Best pop performance by duo or group goes to...Train. I'm looking for Raleigh's Thomas O'Keefe, Train's road manager -- he's got to be there somewhere.
8:22 -- Ricky Martin introduces Lady Gaga, debuting "Born This Way" from inside some sort of weird podule contraption over a field of smoke and writhing bodies. Far out! Although the pointed prosthetic shoulders are kind of freakin' me out, an effect only heightened by the creepy little flourish she plays on the organ.
8:27 -- Somewhere, I expect Madonna is throwing things at her TV set.
8:33 -- Country singer Blake Shelton introduces his fiance, Miranda Lambert, who appears to have raided Lady Gaga's shoe closet. My ankles hurt just watching her. Her voice and the acoustic guitar sound a little...pitchy, for lack of a better word. Likable though she is, she's not doing herself any favors with this performance.
8:38 -- Lenny Kravitz (wonder where he's been the last few years?) introduces Muse. I would swear I heard this song in 1984 or thereabouts. But it's good to hear that MTV-era post-new wave still resonates with the kids.
8:43 -- They keep teasing the Bob Dylan/Avett Brothers performance, and I am immensely curious. Hope we won't have to wait too long for that.
8:49 -- Oh good, Ryan Seacrest; but he's introducing Bruno Mars, B.o.B. and Janelle Monae, and this is solid. Mars' falsetto is to-die-for, but I'd rather hear more Monae and less B.o.B. And this retro black-and-white bit with Mars doing vintage soul riffs is pretty great.
8:54 -- And now Mars is on drums backing up Janelle Monae, who is cool cool cool (even with the faux-crowd-surfing).
8:57 -- Out in the crowd, Cyndi Lauper approves.
8:58 -- Dierks Bentley and Zac Brown give the obligatory shout-out to the troops overseas and present female country vocal to...the aforementioned Miranda Lambert. Nice pull-up of the dress on her way to the stage, and a no-muss-no-fuss acceptance speech.
9:06 -- Why is Eva Longoria doing an introduction? Well, it's for Usher and Justin Bieber, who is on a stool with an acoustic guitar. Okay, kid, whatcha got?...
9:07 -- Bieber's solo acoustic bit is pretty meh. But now we're on to a spectacle with Asian drumlines and flashpots and acrobats and strobe lights and leather, and Bieber is...well, still pretty meh.
9:09 -- Is that Will Smith's son Jaden out with Bieber? Yes, I believe it is. That was a mistake by Bieber -- Jaden is lots more charismatic than he is.
9:10 -- And now Usher is going to show the kids how it's done.
9:12 -- Gotta give Bieber rug-cutting props, though; he's back out and holding his own in the choreography department.
9:13 -- Paramore and a couple of actors are out to present best rock album; nominee Jeff Beck is in the crowd and could not look less interested. And the Grammy goes to...Muse. Over Neil Young, who actually bothered to show up? Ugh!
9:16 -- Dylan/Avetts up next! Don't go 'way!!
9:21 -- Donnie Wahlberg appears to be smirking as he says Justin Bieber's name while reading off the nominees for best pop vocal album. And the winner is...Lady Gaga. Wow, what is that get-up she's wearing? She appears to be getting legitimately choked up in thanking...Whitney Houston? Freaky...
9:25 -- David Letterman does a pre-taped bit, "Top-10 Surprises at the 2011 Grammy Awards," followed by an introduction of the Dylan-Avetts-Mumford & Sons bit.
9:26 -- Mumford & Sons sure are rushing the tempo, yet they're wonderfully, refreshingly ragged-but-right. And they look like they're having a blast as the horns kick in.
9:27 -- Avett Brothers just flat kill with "Head Full of Doubt, Road Full of Promise," even though it's a truncated version, with great murmur-to-a-scream dynamics.
9:31 -- And here's Dylan, backed up by both on "Maggie's Farm," standing in a row behind him. This is fantastic! And both the Avetts and Mumfords look thrilled to be there.
9:40 -- Lady Antebellum paying tribute to Teddy Pendergrass? Now this is weird, especially doing it as a medley with their own stuff...Not bad, though. Not great, but inoffensive.
9:44 -- Miley Cyrus and Kings of Leon, together again to present best country album. Which goes to...Lady Antebellum, what a surprise. Thanks to God, family, friends, their producer. Country folks are so well-mannered, aren't they?
9:46 -- Jamie Foxx introduces Cee-Lo Green, whose performance set looks like the Candyland board game (plus Muppet backup singers!). And he looks like he raided Elton John's 1970s-vintage wardrobe closet. Way cool.
9:48 -- Gotta say, though, I don't like that song nearly as much when it's rendered as "Forget You."
9:49 -- Gwyneth Paltrow cameo: better than you'd think. But what is it with all these eight-inch cruel shoes?
9:57 -- Neil Patrick Harris introduces Katy Perry in a way that's probably raising the blood pressure at CBS. She appears to be sitting on a swing made out of...swan feathers, maybe? If she's singing live, she's got a decent voice, even if the song isn't much. Guess we'll find out later.
10:00 -- Now she's back in the realm of uptempo, elaborately choreographed bombast. Pretty wholesome stuff. I think I prefer Lady Gaga, freaky though she is.
10:02 -- Norah Jones, Keith Urban and John Mayer doing "Jolene," acoustically. Mayer looks like he wants to hide, but this is pretty good -- at least while the divine Ms. Jones is singing. This is in honor of lifetime acheivement award winner Dolly Parton.
10:04 -- And now it's time for song of the year. The banter between Urban and Mayer is awkward. Oh, what I wouldn't give for Cee-Lo's "(The Song Otherwise Known As Forget You)" to win this. And the winner is...Lady Antebellum's "Need You Now"? Seriously? I mean, it's perfectly okay. But song of the year? Wow.
10:12 -- Seth Rogen jokes about getting high backstage with Miley Cyrus, the most rock 'n' roll moment of the night. And he's introducing Eminem, doing "Love The Way You Lie." Here we go...
10:15 -- Eminem shows the demeanor of a coiled spring or possibly a snake about to strike. I sure wish they weren't bleeping so much of this. Whoops, an F-bomb slipped through! And now they're bleeping out even more of it. It's still pretty cool.
10:19 -- Dr. Dre is one large individual. But he, too, is no match for the censor on the bleep button.
10:20 -- Jewel and John Legend are out to present best new artist. Shrieks from the crowd for Justin Bieber, but the Grammy goes to...Esperanza Spalding, an unexpected choice. I can't decide which is cooler, her dress or her hair.
10:27 -- I was only half paying attention, but...was that Eminem in a soda commercial? The Super Bowl Chrysler ad was cool, but this...
10:28 -- And here's the PSA portion of the evening with the Grammy president out to talk up NARAS. Time for a run to the refrigerator.
10:32 -- The salute to people who have died since last year's ceremony: Lena Horne, Gerry Rafferty, Malcolm McLaren, John Barry, Ronnie James Dio, Doug Fieger, Don Kirshner, Eddie Fisher, Mitch Miller, Jimmy Dean, Alex Chilton, Solomon Burke and a bunch of others. On a personal note, I am saddened to see Bill Porter on this list; he was Elvis Presley and Roy Orbison's engineer, and one of the nicest folks I've ever met. I used to know him 20-some years ago, when we both lived out in Colorado.
10:35 -- Holy cow, Mick Jagger, slummin' it at the Grammys in tribute to Solomon Burke! Now this is a clinic in Rock Stardom 101. I hope everyone from Justin Bieber to John Mayer is paying very close attention. But it can't be taught. You either are, or you aren't. And Mick Jagger is!
10:45 -- Kris Kristofferson introduces his old "A Star Is Born" co-star Barbra Streisand, who for some reason is here to perform "Evergreen." It's hard to fathom just what this 35-year-old song supposedly has to do with popular music in 2011, but it's a big deal because Streisand almost never performs live anymore.
10:51 -- And in what may be the most jarring segue of the night, it's time for best rap album, which goes to Eminem's "Recovery." He doesn't exactly looked thrilled. But he manages a "thank you" and gives props to his producers, label, helpers, fans and Detroit. I am amazed there was nothing to bleep out.
10:59 -- Puff Daddy appears to be heavily medicated as he introduces Rihanna and Drake. And there are actual flames on the stage; but that ain't the hottest thing up there. She can shake a tail feather. This is more suggestive than anything that came out of Eminem's mouth during his performance.
11:02 -- And here we have J-Lo and her hubby, out to present record of the year. And the winner is...once again, "Need You Now" by Lady Antebellum, who are looking like the night's big winners. I don't think anybody saw this coming.
11:12 -- Jason Siegel, of all people, introduces Arcade Fire. Who have been getting stiffed on winning anything all night, but they come out blazing anyway. Oh, this is great! Sloppy, out of tune, careening all over the place, guitar strings are snapping -- and why the hell is somebody riding a bike up there? But it's alive in a way that a lot of the night's more polished performances haven't been. This is going to make them even bigger than before.
11:16 -- Hard to tell on TV, but it sounds like Arcade Fire got the best crowd response of anybody all night.
11:22 -- Streisand and Kristofferson are out to present album of the year. Here is Merge's last chance -- which isn't much of a chance, between Eminem, Katy Perry and Ladies Gaga and (!) Antebellum. But here we go...
11:23 -- ARCADE FIRE WINS! MY GOD!
11:34 -- I'm still kind of incredulous about that, but good for Merge and Arcade Fire. Between them and the Chocolate Drops, we done good, folks!
Goodnight...