Rachel Uchitel, the former mistress of Tiger Woods, has signed on for the upcoming season of "Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew." The show films D-list celebrities in an actual 21-day rehab program, but even with the "D-List" qualifier, it seems quite a stretch to call Uchitel a celebrity.
Will Uchitel (right) talk about Tiger during her treatment with Dr. Drew Pinsky? Do we still care?
Other "celebrities" signing on this year are Jeremy London ("Party of Five" "7th Heaven"), Leif Garrett (70s teen hearththrob), Janice Dickinson ("Janice Dickinson's Modeling Agency"), Frankie Lons (mother of Keyshia Coles), Jason Wahler ("The Hills") and someone named Jason "Gummi Bear" Davis.
That is sad on so many levels. Last season they at least had MacKenzie Phillips and Heidi Fleiss.
"Celebrity Rehab" will air on VH1 later this year.