America's Got Talent (8pm, NBC) - NBC is repeating this week's premiere, which features new judge Howard Stern. Howie Mandel and Sharon Osbourne return as judges, and Nick Cannon is back as host. This first episode features auditions in St. Louis and Los Angeles.
Saw Dogs (9pm, Discovery) - You can get your fix of chainsaw-sculpting with tonight's "Saw Dogs" marathon. Some of the creations featured in tonight's episodes are a mother whale and her baby, a massive tree house, and a soaring eagle for a golf course.
American Warships (9pm, Syfy) - The crew of the USS Iowa take on a fleet of hostile alien spaceships. This is a movie, by the way.
Saturday Night Live (11:29pm, NBC) - Mick Jagger pulls double duty on SNL's 37th season finale, hosting and providing the music. Jagger is scheduled to perform without his fellow Stones, so don't expect to see Keith Richards tonight. Jagger is pictured here in a 2001 "Saturday Night Live" skit with Jimmy Fallon.


Today's giveaway takes you north to Alaska -- and closer to Santa's workshop?
Season 7 of Discovery's "Deadliest Catch" saw the return of the Cornelia Marie, but without her legendary captain, Phil Harris, who passed away during the filming of Season 6. Phil's sons Jake and Josh are back on the boat, but sailing with a new captain.
It's once again that time of year when I'm reminded of why I don't go into the ocean past my ankles: Shark Week.
Harry Potter movie marathon (9am, ABC Family) - ABC Family is airing an all-day marathon of Harry Potter movies, beginning at 9am with "Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone." "Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets" follows at 12:30pm, and then "Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban" at 4:30pm, and "Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire" at 7:30.
Franklin & Bash (9pm, TNT) - It saddens me that Harry Hamlin ("LA Law") is guest starring on a show about lawyers and that show is "Franklin & Bash."
'Deadliest Catch,' the reality show most closely associated with danger, death, and misery, returns for its 7th season tonight on Discovery Channel.
UFC Fight for the Troops (9pm, Spike) - A broadcast of the mixed martial arts benefit for the Intrepid Fallen Heroes Fund, which takes place tonight at Fort Hood, Texas (the first benefit, which raised more than $4 million dollars, was in Fayetteville). The IFHC is trying to finance a traumatic-brain-injury treatment center for the U.S. Military.
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