Roseanne's Nuts (9pm, Lifetime) - Roseanne is invited to sing the national anthem at a local girl's softball game, and she asks her friend, singer Bonnie Bramlett, to help her rehearse.
Dance Moms (10pm, Lifetime) - Moms allow their little girls to wear tarty clothes in a competition and scandal ensues. It's got to be killing someone that this show is opposite "Toddlers & Tiaras" (TLC), not to mention a show about demonic possession (see below).
Primetime Nightline: Beyond Belief (10pm, ABC) - Demonic possession and the concept of Satan being responsible for acts of evil are explored by Terry Moran, who also follows Catholic priests training to perform exorcisms and then interviews a woman who says she had one. ABC wants you to know that exorcism footage will be included in this broadcast.
Damages (10pm, DirecTV 239) - Ellen presents the High Star case to her partners, and Chris begins to believe he's being targeted by someone who wants to keep him quiet. Some pretty gruesome violence in this episode, just warning you...
Storage Wars (10pm, A&E) - In the season premiere of this show in which people bid on the foreclosed contents of storage units, Barry takes a friend from Aerosmith along on an appraisal. There's a second episode at 10:30.
Rescue Me (10pm, FX) - Tommy responds emotionally when he learns about a 9/11 documentary featuring Jimmy Keefe.

Rescue Me (10pm, FX) - The seventh and final season of this FX drama begins with Tommy's family life being shaken up by Sheila and the pregnant Janet, who are now best friends. Meanwhile, Black Shawn wants to take his relationship with Colleen to the next level, Mickey and Teddy go into business together, and Damien is still benched in the wake of his on-the-job accident.
