Since we have our own allegedly murderous Peterson around here, I haven't been plugged in to the Chicago area's accused Peterson. If "Drew Peterson: Untouchable" (8 tonight, Lifetime) is even 50 percent true to the facts, I say we retire the surname.

I'm not saying the movie is bad; cheesy definitely, but not awful. It's just that, as played by Rob Lowe, Drew Peterson is a...jerk, isn't quite strong enough. Even if you're the polite sort, you'd have to go with either of the words that rhyme with slick.

If you aren't familiar, this Peterson is a police officer who is currently in jail, accused of killing his third wife, suspected of offing his still-unfound fourth.