Guest blogger Lenni G shares:

With only 14 dances (not the 17 we've become used to) last night, the evening flew by! Joining
Nigel and Mary as a guest judge was Lil C who was asked by Cat Deeley, "to pontificate on the preferences of the population."

So, joining Lil C, here's my pontification of the evening.

Guest blogger Lenni G spills the 't' on last night's show:

Huge props to Janette and Brandon for last night's performances or, as guest judge, Tyce Diorio, would say (and did) "FanFrigginTastic." Dancing last in the first group of six couples, they did an Angentine Tango that left Nigel speechless. All he could do was stand and applaud as did the rest of the panel and the audience. Mary Murphy found her "temperature rising" and Tyce did the whole analogy thingie about "getting all the juice out" and then said, "You did the whole damn thing." I agree with Nigel that it was a ballroom routine that was as close to perfection as any ballroom routine ever on the show.

Guest blogger Lenni G. gives you the scoop:

Nice opening routine tonight from Tyce Diorio - lots of dance gimmicks and tricks.

Cat called Karla and Vitolio and Randi and Evan to the stage. I was really pleased that Randi and Evan were declared safe since they were victims of what I thought was some "iffy" choreography the night before. Karla and Vitolio, both of whom had been in the bottom three
numerous times, were once again in the danger zone.

If it hasn't happened already, I think controversy should be brewing over the horrendous pop jazz choreography Brian Friedman did last night for Caitlyn and Jason. And the premise, wait 'til you hear this - It's about an alien female coming down to earth to impregnate the last human male on earth.

WHAT?

Guest blogger Lenni G catches the rhythm of the night:

Guest judge last night was Toni Basil who, though she dresses like an opera diva, is actually a big expert on street dance.

The theme for the night was for the dancers to tell us what they would be doing if they were not into dancing. So, using their alternative career choices and rating their performances from best to worst, here are my thoughts for the evening.

Guest blogger Lenni G. on the results:

First, there was Cat Deeley back on her fashion game big time. Loved her white tuxedo suit - Nigel called her "stunningly attractive and elegant." The way he said that, I assume he also had problems with the big red left side kite thingie from the night before. But I digress.

Guest blogger Lenni Gutafson gives us the scoop on last night's show:

The normally fashion-perfect Cat Deeley hit the stage in what looked like a "big red, left side kite." I know her shoulders are the same width - I've seen them in other strapless outfits. After that initial shock, it was on to the dancing.