So my teenage son recently began singing in a band. A death-metal band. I'm not going to put it down, but...let's just say I'm not part of the demographic. Which is fine. He'd probably wonder what he was doing wrong if his dad liked it too much, you know?

Besides which, we can laugh about it. For example, his favorite band nowadays is Cannibal Corpse. And to illustrate the point, he turned me on to this twisted little piece of genius. And so I pass it on to you, because that's why I'm here. Enjoy.

(Thanks, Aaron.)