Ever since Tiger Woods' obsessively crafted family man image went down in flames after the Thanksgiving dinner meltdown from Hell, we've been wondering: What could South Park do with this?

We had to wait until Wednesday night for the foul-mouthed Comedy Central show's 14th season premiere, but it's safe to say that South Park nailed Tiger Woods and almost every other male celebrity caught running around in the last 12 years.

But South Park creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone reserved their most stinging mockery for anyone out there in the media or general public actually astonished that rich, famous men in our society might take advantage of the occasional sexual
fling that their elevated status makes available to them.