Puppy Bowl IX (3pm, Animal Planet) - The unbearably cute Animal Planet Puppy Bowl returns for the ninth consecutive year. You seriously need to tune in to this today (or tonight), if only for a few minutes. Not only do you get adorable puppy play, but there's a blimp with hamster pilots, a bird tweeting game updates (@MeeptheBird), hedgehog cheerleaders and a kitty half-time show. It runs from 3 p.m. to 5 p.m. but will repeat all night.
Super Bowl XLVII (6:25pm, CBS) - It's Baltimore vs. New Orleans and brother vs. brother. John and Jim Harbough headline the first NFL championship coached by brothers. It's the second Super Bowl appearance for Baltimore and the sixth for the Forty-Niners. The halftime show features Beyonce.
Downton Abbey (9pm, UNC-TV) - In the aftermath of that horrible thing that happened last week, Cora and Robert stop speaking to each other. Will that horrible thing and Robert's role in it destroy their marriage?
Girls (9pm, HBO) - HBO already made this episode (and tonight's 9:30 episode of "Englightened") available On Demand and on HBO Go. But if you haven't seen it already … Hannah's grown-up dinner party is marred by her guests' childish behavior, including Marnie's showdown with Audrey.
Enlightened (9:30pm, HBO) - Amy taps into social media for the first time after Jeff invites her to a gathering of intellectuals.
Drop Dead Diva (9pm, Lifetime) - In the season finale, Grayson reveals his true feelings for Jane on her wedding day, and Parker discovers Kim's secret. Also, a woman refuses life-saving surgery to remove a tumor because the cancer has suddenly made her brilliant, and a songrwriter is sued over claims that her lyrics lead fans to attempt murder.
Whale Wars (9pm, Animal Planet) - In the Season 5 finale, the Sea Shepherd's months-long search for the Nisshin Maru finally pays off, but the factory ship is well protected and won't give up without a fight.
Whale Wars (8pm, Animal Planet) - Highlights of the last four seasons are shown before the Season 5 premiere airs at 9. In that episode, the Sea Shepherd Conservation Society responds to Japan's 2011 announcement to resume its whaling operations in the Antarctic and the government's promise to beef up the fleet's security.
Raising Hope (8pm, Fox) - Hope's increasingly bad behavior leads to Virginia and Burt suggestion that spanking might be the answer, since that worked on him.
Too Cute (9pm, Animal Planet) - A new installment in Animal Planet's "Too Cute" series chronicling the first few months of three litters of puppies. And we can only presume from the title, some ducklings.
If you're looking for a cuter, more relaxing alternative to tonight's big Super Bowl matchup, we humbly suggest the annual "Puppy Bowl" on Animal Planet.
NFL Honors (9pm, NBC) - In advance of this weekend's Super Bowl, the NFL salutes its top players and plays in Indianapolis. Host Alec Baldwin is joined by celebrities and NFL stars, and awards are presented to NFL MVP, Coach of the Year, and the Walter Payton Man of the Year.