From the Duke University Police Log, just released this afternoon:
June 30, 5:35 p.m. Larceny. Parking Garage IV. An employee reported approximately $20 of gasoline stolen from his vehicle’s tank between 1 p.m. and 5 p.m.
Twenty dollars worth. Hmm. With gas prices the way they are these days, I think that's about how much money I lose if the nozzle drips a little when I'm putting it back.