Okay, that's catty and unfair of me, declaring a show a "trainwreck" nearly three months before it happens. Who knows, maybe it will go off like clockwork and be an artistic masterpiece -- or maybe it will be one of those shows that generates puzzling headlines.
Either way, you can find out on Sept. 5, when the Britney Spears Circus Tour hits North Carolina. It isn't coming to the Triangle, of course. So if you care, you'll have to journey over to the Greensboro Coliseum. Tickets go on sale June 19 at 11 a.m.